Quark Shorts 1

by savagecamper23

From being arrested to almost eating a spoiled sea slugs, we see Quarks funniest fails during his adventures of exploring new galaxies.( Plz note that this is created by me and that it follows the Ratchet and beyond series(Also created by me),so yeah)

Ratchet and Clank Beyond # 1: A new adventure

(Please note that I created this series and it isn't part of the Ratchet and Clank timeline,so yeah)

Chapter 1: After the Nexus

4 years after the events of the Nethers crossing into the Ratchet's dimension,everything went to normal except that now the crime rate has dropped severely ,leaving most heroes without a for our heroes they moved on from their passed lives and started having a normal life,leaving everything they have known behind. Ratchet is going to college and Clank has the job of CEO of Atlas inc. In this time period everyone has moved on from their pass lives,leaving behind only remains of their passed lives. But today was going to be the rebirth of Ratchet and Clank. "So...",said Ratchet. "I hear about new planet, they call it cerceri",said Zach. Ratchet looked at Zach in confusion. "So they found a planet, called it Cerceri, and it has the perfect habitable zones to populate the planet",said Ratchet. Ratchet continued to eat his food from his lunch tray with Zach. "Yeah", said Zach.*Sigh*. "You ok there, Ratchet", Said Zach in concern. "Yeah, it's just that I missed saving the galaxy from evil", said Ratchet. "Hey, at least we got lower crime rate" ,said Zach ,trying to comfort Ratchet. "Yeah", said Ratchet. Before they could say another word the bell rang. "See you at chemistry", said Ratchet. Ratchet waved to his friend and walked out the cafeteria. "Sir ,we need you to sign these papers", said Sam. "Alright let's see, ah the Osiris bot , top of it's brigade, I think we should do it", said Clank. He grabs the paper and signs it as fast as he can. "Thank you sir" , Sam. She walked out of the office, Leaving Clank in his office. *Sigh* "How I missed the good old days", said Clank in despair. He looked up to the sky from his window view and muttered something under his breath. "If only ", said Clank. He lost his train of thought when an associate of his came in the large office. "Good Morning, sir", said Mike. "Good morning", replied Clank. "Sir, Tigris squadrant found something particular on our new found planet", said Mike. "Send the bestest squad we have", said Clank. "Yes, sir", said Mike. Clank walked away from the window to grab his car keys. "Tell everyone ,I'll be gone for a while", said Clank. "Yes, sir any last requests", said Mike. "No and thank you",said Clank in Grattitude. "No problem", said the associate. Clank walks to the elevator, leaving his 2nd in command in charge of monitoring the place. "If I get this mixture just right we could finally create the dark matter chemical I was working on", said Ratchet. Ratchet and his friend were working on making their own chemical in chemistry. "And you could finally stop sleeping at 2 in the morning", Said grabbed the liquid raritanium into the glass container and placed it on the Bunsen burner. "And all we have to do is wait", said Ratchet. But before they could watch over the mixture, the bell rang. "Shoot", said Zach. Ratchet grabbed the dark matter and placed it into a containment unit. "I'll be taking this home", said Ratchet. "Um ok", said Zach. Ratchet placed the container in his backpack and grabbed his notebook. "See you later, dude", said Ratchet. Zach waved at Ratchet and then he got his phone and called a friend.

Chapter 2: A Turning Point

"Please step forward and keep your hands behind the white line",said the Iris