A/N: Yay! I actually posted something! It's been a while…

I think this needs some serious background information thrown at you. You see, when we are eating lunch at college, we tend to get into strange discussions about random things. And by "we" I mean Brittney and I. One day the topic came up of what it would be like if the Cullen boys came to our small college. It was decided that we would have to be friends with them. And that I had to write a story about our adventures (or misadventures really). If you aren't aware of Northeast Mississippi Community College, I understand why. It's a college of 3 thousand people and not too impressive. But they end up here anyway!

It's mostly for Brittney's and my entertainment. There isn't a lot to do in the great city of Booneville, Mississippi. So this is our form of fun. If you get some laughs out of it, then kudos to you! I think it's has funny points, especially the prologue. So much fun to do! I wish it were true…

Oh, and you need to know when the prologue is set! It's set in the beginning of Twilight on the snowy day. You know, the one with the epic snowball fight that got rained out.

Disclaimer: Stephenie Meyer owns Twilight and its characters! Nobody owns Brittney and I! Mwahaha!

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Tragedy Strikes Forks High School by Angela Weber

A playful, carefree snowball fight between classes yesterday at Forks High School ended in disaster. Michael Newton, 17, playfully threw a snowball in the direction of Isabella Swan, 17. Isabella turned around, only to hit in the face with the ball of ice. She was knocked off-balance. She fell backward, hitting her head on the sidewalk with full force.

"We were just joking around!" says Newton. "I didn't mean to hurt anybody, especially not Bella."

Miss Swan was rushed to Forks Hospital. She suffered from severe head trauma and died shortly after her arrival.

"We did everything possible for Miss Swan," said Dr. Carlisle Cullen. "Unfortunately the trauma was too severe."

Isabella Swan was the daughter of Forks' police chief Charlie Swan. She had recently moved from Phoenix, Arizona.

Miss Swan's visitation will be held tonight at 6:00 pm. Her funeral will be tomorrow at 2:00 pm.

All classes with be cancelled tomorrow because of the tragedy.

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Ta-da! Dead Bella! That idea took a long time, okay? I'm proud of it! And I know that if you read Midnight Sun that Edward was already in love with her by that point, but I am excluding the entirety of the Twilight series basically and creating my own story!

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