"hi I'm ron weasley and I made a cake." Said Ron.

"NOONE CARES RON!"said Harry.

"I care!"said Hermione.

"Ron, Harry, and Hermione 5000000 points taken from Gryffindor." Said Snape.

"oh great the poo poo head is here!" said Harry.

Then they ran punching Neville in the face and Draco in the face.

"ha ha!" said Harry.

"well I better go before I pee my self." Said Ron.

This story will end/self destruct in 5 4 3 2 1.