-1Title- The Marauders take the stage.

Author- Magicaltears A.K.A. Britt

Disclaimer- I do not own them, any of them, if I did, a lot would be different, Sirius wouldn't have, GONE ON HIS LONG TRIP! Don't care what anyone says (and yes I have read DH but I still don't believe he's dead) . Anyway, I do not own them, JK Rowling does. And I also do not own any of the songs (Unless otherwise noted as I am a singer so I do write songs as well) that you see or notice.

Summary- The Marauders (And a few select others) take the stage in the humorous fic about what happens when an idiot (I.E. THE RAT) screws up a potion, unknown feelings are let out, idiots are unmasked (Yep, I said it!) and a few other little things are known to the crazy wizards and witches of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

A Bark like laugh filled the dungeon, somehow drowning out the sounds of the bellowing potions master.

"PETIGREW! DO YOU KNOW HOW TO READ? THAT WASN'T IN THE DIRECTIONS!"

Peter Petigrew winced, this was the 8th cauldron that had exploded because of him just this term alone. He was currently caked with a purple substance and a pink smoke was emanating throughout the dungeon and out the classroom door.

Sirius Black and James Potter looked at their (Erm…this is SO painful for me to write) best friend and couldn't help but laugh again. Peter looked at his friends and glowered at him, trying to look intimidating but all he managed to do was make himself look like a monkey's butt. (Sorry, I'll TRY to be nice but sometimes Sirius steals the keyboard and writes what he wants versus what I want. Sirius- HEY! That was all you Britt! Hehe, anyway!)

Peter sneered at his best friends as they had gotten the entire classroom laughing at him right along with them.

'Sometimes its hard being best friends with the most popular guys in school'

That was definitely an understatement. James Potter and Sirius Black were definitely liked among most people, especially the girls. Even people in other houses (except for the Slytherins of course) wanted to be seen in the presence of the two males.

James paid no attention to the stares he received, as he only had eyes for one person. Problem was, she was the only girl in Hogwarts (once again, excluding the Slytherins. Sirius- Who really ever considers Slytherins a part of Hogwarts anyway?! Britt- Be nice to the stupid snakes!!! Sirius- You just called them stupid! Britt- We can talk about this in my room, let the nice readers finish reading this fic! Anyway), she was the only girl in Hogwarts not to fancy the quidditch player. Sirius however, took his spot as Hogwarts heartthrob very seriously ,(Sirius cannot comment on the overly used pun as he has duct tape across his mouth to keep from talking. OoO, he's glaring at me, he looks sexy!). And has taken it upon himself to date (and I use the term loosely) every girl at Hogwarts before he graduates. Most girls in Hogwarts are very intelligent, but when it comes to Sirius Black, they all lose their common sense.

The Bell rang loudly, signaling the end of Potions. Once in the corridor, Sirius and James each grabbed one of Peter's arms and led him away from their classmates, to let the normal color return to his face as it had looked like he was a lobster.

"Thanks guys, I swear Slughorn has it out for me!"

Sirius slapped him on the back, showing that it was not a problem.

"Nah Wormtail, he not out for you, you just suck at Potions."

Pete turned red again and James smacked the dog animagus over the head.

"HEY! Prongs, that hurt! Your such a son of a bi-" Before he could finish his sentence, his ebst friend put his hand over the mangy mutt's mouth.

"Listen pad foot, do you hear that?

Sirius did in deed hear something coming for the great hall, sounded like someone singing.

The three boys looked at each other for a split second before dashing towards the sound. When they reached their destination, all stopped in their tracks. Standing on the Slytherin table wehere two girls glaring at one another and a boy was sitting near the scene looking quite guilty. The two girls were 5th years named Patrice Mattli and Kathleen Kohl. The boy was a 7th year by the name of Lucius Malfoy. That wasn't the weird part, as Lucius was a known player throughout the rest of the school. The only ones who didn't know were the Slytherin girls as they were the ones he played. The weird thing was the two girls were singing.

Patrice - Excuse me can I please talk to you for a minute?
Kathleen- Uh Hu sure you know you look kinda familiar.
Patrice - Yeah you do to, but I just wanted to know do you know somebody named?
Oh you know his name.
Kathleen - Oh yeah definitely I know his name.
Patrice - Well I just want to let you that he's mine.
Kathleen - Huh no no he's mine!
Chorus:
You need to give it up
Had about enough
It's not hard to see
The boy is mine
I'm sorry that you
seem to be confused
He belongs to me
The boy is mine

Patrice:
Think its time we got this straight
Sit and talk face to face
There is no way you could mistake
Him for your man are you insane

Kathleen:
But see I know that you may be
Just a bit jealous of me
But your blind if you can't see
That his love is all in me

Patrice:
See I tried to hesitate
I didn't want to say what he told me
He said without me he couldn't make it
Through the day, Aint that a shame

Kathleen:
But maybe you misunderstood
Cause I can't see how he could
Wanna change something thats so good
All my love was all it took
(The boy is mine)

Chorus:
You need to give it up
Had about enough (Enough)
Its not hard to see
The boy is mine (Boy is mine)
I'm sorry that you (Sorry that you)
Seem to be confused (Confused)
He belongs to me
The boy is mine

Kathleen:
Must you do the things you do
You keep on acting like a fool
You need to know its me not you
And if you didn't know it's cause it's true

Patrice:
I think that you should realize
And try to understand why
He is apart of my life
I know its killing you inside

Kathleen:
You can say what you wanna say
What we have you can't take
From the truth you can't escape
I can tell the real from the fake

Patrice:
When will you get the picture
Your the past I'm the future
Get away it's my time to shine
If you didn't know the boy is mine

Chorus:
You need to give it up
Had about enough (Enough)
It's not hard to see
The boy is mine (To see the boy is mine)
I'm sorry that you (Sorry that you)
Seem to be confused (Seem to be confused)
He belongs to me (He belongs to me)
The boy is mine
Monica:
You can't destroy this love I've found
Your silly games I won't allow
The boy is mine without a doubt
You might as well throw in the towel

Patrice:
What makes you think that he wants you
When I'm the one that brought him to
The special place thats in my heart
He was my love right from the start

(Kathleen) Give it on up
(Patrice) Had about enough
(Kathleen) It's not hard to see
(Patrice) The boy is mine oh ah...
(Kathleen) I'm sorry that you
(Patrice) Seem to be confused
(Kathleen) He belongs to me
(Patrice) No no. You need to give it up
(Kathleen) About enough
(Patrice) It's not hard to see
(Kathleen) The boy is mine
(Patrice) Mine...oh mine
(Kathleen) You seem to be confused
(Patrice) He belongs to me

(Kathleen) The boy is mine, not yours
(Patrice) But mine
(Kathleen) Not yours
(Patrice) But mine
(Kathleen) Not yours
(Patrice) But mine

I'm sorry that you
Seem to be confused
He belongs to me
The boy is mine!

The great hall was silent for a minute before a large round of applause rang out. As the 3 Gryffindor boys clapped, they all looked at each other, all thinking the same thing.

'What was that?'

TBC! I promise Remus will be in the next chapter. He just didn't fit in this one. Review and you'll get the next chapter!.