It was a lovely morning at Karakura city. The morning breeze, the sweet-chirping birds and the bright-sunny sky. Everything was quite perfect if it wasn't for his father's morning routine. In case you don't know, yes, the hard-ass kicking on his back, and you can say it's quite special. For Ichigo, it was weird.
He gobbled on his breakfast, the usual, in his room. Kurosaki Isshin was complaining at the tray, let's say plates. He will get fat if he continues to eat two dishes in a day. But what his father didn't know was the tiny-clueless Rukia. Okay, so let's cut the chase and get back to the main plot.
Ichigo and Rukia were walking side by side like they usually do. It surely was a long walk to Karakura High, and Rukia, being Rukia, doesn't take long-silent walks.
"Ichigo, let's do 'it' tonight." She said in her most serious voice.
Ichigo arched a brow. "What on earth are you talking about?"
Rukia eyed the clueless orange-haired shounen beside her as they continued walking. "Keigo asked me if I want to do 'it' with him later this afternoon at dismissal with me. He looked so excited and hungry about it."
The carrot-top, knowing what KEIGO does to get Rukia and whatever his plans were, had his pale face to ask. "You don't say-"
"Yes, I've talked about this with Inoue. She told me 'it' was fun, especially when you're alone but kinda tiring. I refused Keigo's offer and instead, I'll do 'it with you tonight." Rukia told him.
He stopped in tracks as Rukia did the same. His eyes widened in horror. Don't tell me you're going to have se- no Kurosaki! Don't even go there…- "Rukia! Let's get straight to the point. Pray tell what.are.you.talking.about?"
"Ichigo, I know you'd be angry if I did 'it' with Keigo without telling you so instead, I'm going to do 'it' with you whether you like it or not. I'm going to wear something edgy and skinny if you don't mind. Because I'm sensing that 'it' will be a long hot, steamy night well, tonight." She finished.
Ichigo growled in frustration. "Rukia! We can't do this! We're too young for that!"
Rukia laughed. "Young? Ichigo, I am a hundred years older than you. And probably, I'm older than your grandfather. You're a man now Ichigo. You should be capable of doing 'it' by this time. I know you're ready for 'it'."
"But Rukia-"
"Besides, I heard Ishida and Sado did 'it' yesterday."
Ichigo narrowed his eyes and had a shocked face. "WHAT IN THE NAME OF WITCH HUNTER ROBIN DID THEY WHAT!?" Rukia rolled her eyes, "Yes, they 'it' so stop fuming. Come on hurry up, we'll be late for school."
"Rukia, I-" he walked.
"Sheesh Ichigo, what's the matter with 'cooking' anyway." She said in a loud voice.
His jaw dropped. " 'Cooking?' "
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