Here it is, the companion song to the Demyx Song, the Axel Song! I don't think it's as good as the Demyx Song, and if you have better verses than the ones I'm about to show you, please, PLEASE let me know, 'kay?
Warnings: I may have shattered the fourth wall a bit with this.
Disclaimer: I own nothing. Absolutely nothing.
And now, AFE Productions presents...The Axel Song!
I am Axel
I work with flames
In K-H-2
My lines are lame! (1)
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And for your question
Demyx my dear
It is because
Mansex is queer! (2)
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And there's Roxas
My best buddy.
He left the group
To find his Somebody
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And left me here
In the castle
But I left too
'Cause it's a hassle!
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Flurry of Dancing Flames!
The others say I'm a clown!
But out of the coolest members
I got the crown!
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About Roxas
A secret I'll tell
I think that he
Is cute as hell! (3)
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I gotta go
Before someone sees
The things I do
For sunflower seeds! (4)
Author's Notes
(1) I really think his lines are a little lame. They make you think that AkuRoku is canon. I have nothing against that, but you gotta admit, they were a little lame. If you thought they weren't, sorry! D:
(2) About that entire verse, I wanted someone to explain to Demyx why 'the Orgy's full of mostly guys' as he puts it. So Axel's explaining it to him. And when he says 'Demyx my dear' I like to think he said it as in 'my dear friend'. But take it however you want. I have nothing against Demyx/Axel fans. I also think Axel likes to call him Mansex, but couldn't in front of Sora and the others.
(3) I couldn't think of something to rhyme with tell, so I used hell. (shrugs) I couldn't resist implying a little AkuRoku.
(4) Someone bribed him to sing along to this. I wonder who...
What'd you think? Please review!