Mark was sitting in his recording room looking for games on steam to play. He found some silly flash games, but they didn't seem entertaining. But the truth is, he was bored. He had already recorded an episode today, and he was about to record another one but that feeling blocked him. The reason for all that is that his friends, Jack and his girlfriend Signe were at LA for the time being for the D23 show, which was over, and he wanted to spent more time with them. He and the whole gang went to Disneyworld in Anaheim and they had so much fun.

Then he thought about it. If he was bored to make a let's play video, he could do something different, something funny. He smiled.

He grabbed his phone and called Jack.

"Hey Mark, what's up?" Jack said.

"Hey um I was about to record something and I didn't find any good games to play…" Mark said.

"Overwatch dude, that's the jam." Jack said. Of course, Jack loved Overwatch. He also did, but he called him for another reason.

"No, I was thinking to do something funny, something…weird?" Mark asked.

"Okay….Then why you're callin' me?" Jack asked.

"I wanted to ask you if you wanted to come over here to record it together." Mark said.

Mark hoped that Jack had free time and will to come.

"Of course man! What do you want to do?" Jack said.

"I don't know, something funny but maaaaybe cringy too. Any ideas you want to share?" Mark asked.

"Well we could always do a reaction video like try not to laugh and such, then…hahaha." Jack laughed.

"What? What did you think?" Mark asked.

"Nothing, don't bother, just a stupid super- cringy idea that came into mind." Jack said.

"What is it?" Mark said.

"Do you want me to teach you Irish?" Jack laughed.

Mark laughed. "HAHAHAH that is a brilliant idea! Let's do it!" he said.

"Wait, for real?! You really want transform into a German-Korean potato?!" Jack asked.

"Sure, why not?" Mark said. "Want to come at my place in half an hour?"

"Okay see ya then yer fecking eejit!" Jack joked. Mark laughed at his response.

"Alright I will be waiting for you. See ya." He said and ended the call. Oh, this is going to be good.

After half an hour (and some minutes because nobody is right on time) Jack arrived at Mark's house. He rang the bell and Mark opened.

"Hey Mark!" Jack said.

"Hi Jack, come in!" Mark said and the two of them walked inside.

Chica smelled Jack's presence and run towards him happy.

"Oh hey Chica! I missed you so much! How're ya? Ya big sweet puppo!" Jack said petting Chica at the finest. She was sure enjoying it.

"She missed you a lot." Mark said also petting her. "Yeaaahh you looooove Uncle Jack don't you? Say hi Chica!" Mark said goofing around. Jack couldn't help but laugh and smile.

After 2 minutes of endless petting the two arrived at the recording room.

"So here is where you record your videos." Jack said. "Nice place man!" Jack said.

"Well it sure is, better than that padded cell of yours ya big psycho." Mark said getting the camera ready.

"I wasn't the one who went crazy over a simple game." Jack said.

"HEY DON'T BRING UP CRASH BANDICOOTO!" he said.

"Yeah whatever…good luck with slippery climb." Jack mumbled.

"What was that?" Mark asked.

"Nothin'." Jack said all innocent. "Well, are we ready?" he asked.

"Yeah come over here, next to me." Mark said.

Then they started recording.

"Hello everybody my name is Markiplier and welcome to learning Irish with Jacksepticeye! Say hi Jack."

"What's up y' all? I am here with the goofball, ready to teach him Irish, and, make him more embarrassed than usual." Jack said smiling. Mark laughed.

"Come on man I make embarrass of myself every day, I mean, old regular Markiplier here." He said goofily.

Jack cleared his throat. "Okay, so I want to tell you guys the background behind this, that Irish is really nice to learn but unfortunately is at the brink of extinction, because, not many people on Ireland speak it, and that goes for me, I mean I know a solid amount of words but as time passes, I forget too. Yeah. I am not a fucking Saint. But now, I have someone here" he said looking at Mark "that will help me practice the lingo. So, shall we begin?" he asked.

"Okay teacher go ahead!" Mark said smiling.

This was already cringy.

"Okay, I will start with the basics, with the common words HELLO and HOW ARE YOU. Mark, try to say hello; Dia duit." Jack said.

"Dea..quit?" Mark said at the brink of laughing.

"No, you say it wrong, here let me show you at the computer how it is written." Jack said and searched dia duit on google.

"Oh so it's dia duit right?" Mark asked.

"No, again wrong. The "d" in "duit" is pronounced like "wh" so it is "whuit". Anyway there are tons of accents in Ireland from place to place so it doesn't really matters." Jack said.

"This is the first word and it is so difficult!" Mark laughed.

"Yeah, that is what is the worst, the accent." Jack said smiling. "It is blowing your mind off."

"Do you remember last year when I tried to pronounce Ireland and I thought it was Asian?" Mark said bursting of laugh.

"Yeah, it was so cringy to watch but so funny! By the way it is pronounced "Éire"." He said.

"They are almost the saaame!" Mark said.

"NO THEY ARE NOT!" Jack yelled.

"Anyway how about the next one?" Mark asked. "It looks… more complex."

"This has in fact more simple pronounce. You see the fadas? They mean that that letter has an accent to it like the á here? It is extended, pronouncing it "aa". The same goes for the other ones." Jack said.

"Oh I see so this is pronounced; Conas ataa tuu?" Mark asked.

"Yeah man you got it!" Jack said.

"YES! I'VE GOT MY FIRST WORD RIGHT!" Mark shouted in triumph.

"My sweet bouncy baby boy is growing up and learning the language!" Jack said.

"So, what is next? Bring me some difficult ones!" Mark said excited.

"You didn't even get the first one right!" Jack yelled.

"So what? I will fail at everything after all." He said.

"Okay, let's do this; go to google translate and type any sentence you want, and then try to say it in Irish." Jack said.

"Sound good to me." He said and went to the almost most useless translator on the internet.

Then Mark wrote "The woman is in the fridge and a boy eats the monkey".

Mark started laughing.

"Dude wtf!?" Jack laughed.

The translation showed something that Mark found alien but he was going to give it a try anyway.

"Taa an… b-heen sa tsuisneoir agus itheanN.. buatsaill an moncai." Mark tried to say with a funny face.

"Oh god this is the worst Gaelic I ever heard in my life." Jack said.

"What did you expect?" Mark said.

"Let meshow you how it's done; Tá an bhean sa chuisneoir agus itheann buachaill an moncai." He said. (A.N the ch is pronounced "kh" in "chuisneoir" and "h" in "buachaill" btw)

"You make it sound so easy.." Mark said.

"IT'S MY NATIVE LANGUAGE!" Jack yelled smiling.

"You said you almost forgot it!"

"This stuff is easy."

"No it's not!" Mark said.

"Well for you, yeah. That's why I asked you if you really wanted to learn Gaelic."

"I was just curious." Mark said.

"Happy now?" Jack said. "Oh and by the way, you almost never called me in my real name." Jack said.

"Yeah I know, I'm still trying to break that habit….Seáaan." Mark said with a weird face."

They laughed.

"Yeah, actually now you said it, it feels pretty weird. Ethan calls me Jack and Seán too but from you, this is new to get used to." Jack said.

"Yeah. So anything else you'd like to teach me SENPAI?!" Mark asked laughing.

"Actually is sensei but senpai works too." Jack said. "I don't know, I thought it would be fun to teach you some swearing." He said.

"Oh great tell me!" Mark said.

(!WARNING HERE COMES THE STRONG LANGUAGE!) …. (with censorship)

"Okay. For starters, a famous phrase; kiss my a**." Jack said. "Póg mo thóin"

"Pog mo hon" Mark repeated.

"B**ch; Bitseach."

"Bitsak!" Mark shouted. "I am going to use it in my videos."

"F**ker; Feisí"

"You feisí." Mark said.

"D***; Bod" Jack said.

"AAHH MY BOD!" Mark shouted.

"MO BOD! TU TARRAING MO BOG!" Jack also shouted." They both laughed.

"What does that mean?" Mark asked.

"My d***, fuck my d***." Jack said and they both burst into laugher.

"Man I love this language." Mark said trying to stop laughing.

"Yeah…you want to do your outro?" Jack asked when he stopped laughing.

"Yeah sure um...so this was learning Irish! With Jack over here! He was… a solid. A solid teacher."

"Thanks" Jack said.

"We learned something, I guess about hellos and women in fridges-" Mark said.

"But then it took the down road." Jack added.

"Haahha yeah it took the bad boy road –let's let's put it aside." Mark said.

"I hope you guys enjoyed this, I really hope you enjoyed our little adventure through the language, even if the last part was only swearing, but it was fun!" Jack said.

"Yeah I really enjoyed it." Mark said.

"But when you tried to pronounce the words it was so cringy for me to bear." Jack said.

"Hehehehe yeah I imagined it when I was trying to speak Irish; Oh- I bet Jack is cringing so hard right now" Mark said laughing.

"It was! It really was!" Jack said.

"So, thank you guys for watching and thank you Jack for being here with me today, and as always, we will see you…"

"IN THE NEXT VIDEOO!" Jack yelled with his hands up."

"Buh bye!" Mark said.

"Byyyyye." Jack also said.

End of recording.

"Haha oh man this was so funny to record." Mark said.

"Yeah it was awesome! Thanks for bringing me in your video Mark." Jack said.

"Oh shut up, you know that our fans wanted a face-to-face collab of us." Mark said.

"Yeah, that's true. So I guess I'll go back to the hotel room and see what Signe is doing." Jack said.

"Ok sure, let me escort you to the exit." Mark said.

Jack said a goodbye to Chica and after that left.

Mark was happy. Happier than he would feel if he recorded a video game right now. But now it was time for the guys to come over and help with the editing. They had two videos ready to edit and upload.

Anyway this was fun. Let me guys know if you liked it, and if you did, (punch that like button in the face?) just sent me a review (ah ok) if youwant. Also notice this is NOT septiplier (sorry shippers but my story, my rules) the only relationship between Mark and Jack is their pure, cute, funny friendship. Sorry if this hit you hard, but this is how I roll. If you don't like it, what can we do? Everyone has their opinion. So thank you for reading this far, and I hope you will wait for the next chapter too. byeeeeeee