Me: This is Kiba's Christmas and birthday gift. The 12 days of Christmas Kingdom Hearts style! So while I messed with the words to the song, here's the original. 12 drummers drumming, 11 pipers piping, 10 lords a leaping, 9 ladies dancing, 8 maids a milking, 7 swans a swimming, 6 geese a laying, 5 golden rings, 4 calling birds, 3 French hens, 2 turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.
Mims: Oh my god…a T rating…
Me: Yeah…not sure how exactly that happened. I'll make a smut version for you Kiba! Just give me some time! And it's just for Kiba. This is also just the first part. Second part in a few days.
Disclaimer: I own the alterations I did to the song, but nothing else.
Warning: Stupidity!
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On the first day of Christmas Kingdom Hearts gave to me, Sora stuck in a tree.
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"Riku!" Sora yelled as he clung to the palm tree, "RIKU!!!!"
"I'm coming I'm coming," a voice grumbled. Sora stared down at the ground with wide ocean blue eyes as he waited for his best friend to come around the corner. "Sora!" the small silver haired boy yelped, "How did you get up there?!"
"I don't knoooooooow!" the brunet wailed as he clung to the tree.
"How can you not know?" Riku sighed as he circled the palm tree, trying to see if there was some easy way to get his friend down.
"I don't know how I don't know!" Sora cried as he tightened his grip on the palm.
"Well what were you doing when you got up there?" the silver haired boy asked as he climbed up on top of the small shack next to the tree in order to bring himself closer to his friend.
"I was walking down the beach," the brunet sniffled.
"And?" Riku prompted as he took hold of the palm and started to climb.
"And I thought I saw a bird," Sora buried his face in the trunk.
"And?" the silver haired boy said as he began to climb.
"Then I was in the tree and I was stuck!" Sora wailed.
Riku paused, staring up at his friend with a dumbfounded expression. "You saw a bird and got stuck in the tree?" he asked.
"Yes," the brunet said meekly.
"Get yourself down," Riku said as he dropped down to the ground.
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On the second day of Christmas Kingdom Hearts gave to me, two sidekicks and Sora stuck in a tree.
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Goofy smiled absently as he stared out at the valley in front of them. He liked the Land of Dragons, it was pretty. He never really got to see snow that much before, so the passage was amazing to him. Donald didn't seem quite as impressed by the view. All he did was complain about how he was wet and cold. But Goofy didn't care, it was nice. Plus he was used to Donald's attitude. At least Sora was enjoying everything.
"I love snow!" the brunet Keyblade wielder yelled as he dove into a drift, temporarily disappearing from view.
"Garsh Sora," Goofy gasped when the small teenager reappeared, "Don' ya think ya should stay in sight?"
"Psh," Sora waved a hand as he shook his head to dislodge the snow, "I'm fine, it's not like we're under attack or anything."
"Whas ifs we were?" Donald demanded.
"Then I'd kick some butt and take some names!" the teen whooped as he jumped out of the snow.
Donald and Goofy shared a look that said volumes, but went completely unnoticed by Sora.
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On the third day of Christmas Kingdom Hearts gave to me, three best friends, two sidekicks, and Sora stuck in a tree.
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Roxas wandered down the streets of Twilight Town, shoulders slumped and eyes downcast. He knew he should be heading to the usual spot, but he just couldn't really bring himself to go. He knew his friends would be waiting for him, but he heading over to see them just didn't appeal to him. If anything he felt hollow and just wanted to spend some time alone. With a heavy sigh he headed towards the clock tower. Maybe he could sit up on top of it and clear his head.
The blond moved quickly, making his way through the streets without being distracted for once. Usually he would have messed around on a skateboard for a while, talked to everyone, and maybe done a few odd jobs. But not today. Today he went straight past everyone and headed up the clock tower without a look back. People seemed to understand that the small blond was not in the mood to be messed with, even Seifer left him alone on his trek.
Roxas found himself alone on the tower, just like he wanted, but somehow it wasn't quite as fulfilling as he had expected. The silence and solitude that had been expected to bring some peace instead seeming to weigh down on him with tremendous pressure. The blond couldn't help but feel he had made a mistake in skipping out on his friends for the day.
"Hey," a voice said and Roxas looked up. Hayner grinned down at him for a moment before plopping next to him, his feet hanging off the edge of the tower.
"You didn't come to the usual spot," Olette said as she sat on Roxas' other side.
"We were starting to think you didn't like us," Pence grinned, sitting next to Olette.
"Nah," the blond smiled slightly, "Just wanted a change of pace, you know?"
"Well you could have told us," Hayner said dramatically, "We wouldn't have had to search for you."
Roxas just smiled slightly, turning to look out at the view as he was surrounded by the familiar chatter of his friends.
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On the fourth day of Christmas Kingdom Hearts gave to me, four new worlds, three best friends, two sidekicks, and Sora stuck in a tree.
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There was one thing Sora never got over in his travels and that was finding a new world. Every time was just as exciting as the last. And today was no exception. The map was showing four new locations and the Keyblader was beside himself trying to decide where to go. Currently in Radiant Garden, Sora was immune to the amused looks he was receiving from Leon, Cloud, and Tifa as he paced back and forth. Yuffie was following him around, gently adding her opinion, or at least as gently as the overly hyper ninja was capable of.
"Oh, oh!" Sora said as he looked at the map with wide ocean blue eyes, "We should go there!"
"What about that one?!" Yuffie chirped as she pointed at the map.
"Oh yeah!" the Keyblader bounced slightly as he stared at the map, "That one would be totally awesome!"
"But then there's that one…" the ninja frowned as she looked at the options.
"We should go there!" Sora bounced with excitement as his attention was once again veered to another world.
"But then there mph!" Yuffie looked up to find a slightly annoyed looking Cloud with his hand clamped over her mouth.
"Sora," Cloud said bluntly, "You're going there, go pack and get ready."
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On the fifth day of Christmas Kingdom hearts gave to me, five key chains, four new worlds, three best friends, two sidekicks, and Sora stuck in a tree.
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Sora did not gloat, nope, not at all. So what he was doing was not gloating…it was celebrating. The brunet held his key chains happily, relishing the feel of the metal against his skin. There was something about knowing that he had earned these chains that was unbelievably satisfying.
He had fought damn hard for Lionheart. He didn't know how long he trained to take on Cloud and Leon, but it was worth it in the end. Everyone had been so impressed with him when he showed the chain and told the story. It was some recognition and even though Sora wasn't really the kind to demand respect and awe for his actions, it was still nice.
Spellbinder was another that he had to work for. It wasn't easy to learn all that magic after all, Sora wasn't naturally attuned to it like Donald. He couldn't even count the number of times that his traveling companions had to bandage him up after burning himself with the fire spell. And his hair had been extra spiky a few too many times because of that damn thunder spell. He still had jokes thrown at him from his friends because of it.
He had to admit that Fairy Harp was pretty. Neverland was one of his favorite worlds, he got to fly! He just wished that Kairi had been more coherent at the time; she would have had so much fun. It also would have been nice if Riku hadn't been all evil. But you can't always get what you want, plus Riku probably would have fed him to the crocodile for fun.
There was something about Pumpkinhead that was so much fun. The spooky feel of it was just something that he never got to experience. It was just so out of his normal happy go lucky self that no one expected Sora to really master the chain, but he loved it. Jack was nice and he was in Halloween Town, why couldn't the Keyblader like the dark side of good as well?
The Ultima Weapon was amazing. It had taken so long to collect all the parts for it, but it was worth it. All in all, he had earned each of the weapons, proven himself to be stronger, that his Light was pure and unbeatable, and it felt good.
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On the sixth day of Christmas Kingdom Hearts gave to me, six warriors a fighting, five key chains, four new worlds, three best friends, two sidekicks, and Sora stuck in a tree.
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The coliseum was the one place in all the worlds that could successfully put on a tournament. No other place could keep so many pent up fighters together without someone being killed or starting a battle outside the ring. A few worlds had tried after seeing how much munnie the coliseum brought in, but it had always ended up with too much damage and not enough profit for it to be repeated. When Phil announced the free for all tournament it seemed like it would just be pure and utter chaos, but somehow the little goat was pulling it off.
Six warriors at a time were released into the ring, one walked away. Several rounds and a few casualties later it was the finals. Cloud lounged against a wall as he waited for the final match to start, silently surveying his competition. Leon stood and listened to a giddy Yuffie, the small ninja exclaiming about how excited she was to be in the finals with her bestest buddy. Sephiroth sat on top of a pillar, silently glaring at Cloud with the promise of pain. Sora was at the concessions stand stuffing his face with cotton candy and yelling about how they should get it in the Destiny Islands because it was really good stuff. Riku watched his friend with a look of disgust and slight anxiety, that much sugar in the small brunet was never a good thing.
The call for the fighters to converge sounded and the group made their way to the waiting area. Phil stood looking slightly anxious as Cloud and Sephiroth started to growl at one another, Sora began to shake from his sugar high, and Yuffie literally started to bounce off the wall. The small goat man was slightly relieved to see that Riku and Leon were at least behaving normally.
"Alright!" Phil said loudly in order to get the group's attention, "You all know the rules. Go out there and defeat one another, try not to kill one another, and put on a good show!"
The group made their way out onto the battle field, Cloud and Sephiroth now snarling at each other, and took their positions. Sora and Yuffie had started to cling to one another in their excitement and pouted as they were forced to separate and move to the corners of the square. Leon and Riku took up the remaining corners while Cloud and Sephiroth stood across the field from each other in the middle of one of the sides. A bell sounded and Cloud and Sephiroth launched themselves at each other, colliding halfway across the field in a clang of metal. Leon and Riku met and immediately began to attack one another, their blows met and deflected in an equal show of skill. Sora and Yuffie began playing paddycake as they completely ignored the battle taking place.
A large explosion above their heads drew the attention of the two hyper brunettes. Looking up they saw Sephiroth and Cloud plummeting towards the ground. Both enhanced fighters landed in a heap, unconscious and out of the game. Sora promptly began to poke them with his keyblade as Yuffie doodled all over their faces with a sharpie.
Riku and Leon each managed to land a blow at the same time, effectively taking one another out of the competition. The spectators all turned their gazes to Sora and Yuffie expectantly and collectively sweat dropped as they took in the two brunettes. Sora had gotten bored with poking the unconscious Cloud and Sephiroth and had taken to braiding Yuffie's hair. The small ninja was still drawing on the two downed fighters, but had moved past their faces to mark up Cloud's arms and Sephiroth's chest. It didn't take that long to see that she had decided on a distinctly perverted theme for her drawing as well. Sephiroth was covered in doodled penises while Cloud was covered in curse words.
Phil cursed the heavens for allowing the two short attention spanned individuals into the competition.
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Me: The odd author's note. I'm gonna do numbers and comment on how those went for me.
1. I decided to go with a younger version of Sora and Riku simply because I figured Sora had to figure out how to jump so well somehow.
2. I cannot write Goofy or Donald's dialects. Just can't fucking do it. I gave up on Donald after a few tries and said fuck it, I'm writing him how I want. I am so unhappy with how that section went it's really amazing.
3. What Roxas would usually do is what always got me so distracted when I played.
4. I spent 30 minutes trying to figure out something for that freaking verse!
5. Lionheart is earned after beating Cloud and Leon in the Hades cup. Spellbinder is earned after learning Fire, Blizzard, and Thunder. Fairy Harp is earned after clearing Neverland. Pumpkinhead is earned after clearing Halloween Town. The Ultima Weapon is synthesized after you get all the parts.
6. I can't write a fight scene…