Light's Bright Idea

Light's Bright Idea

MistressKiko

Disclaimer: I do not own Death Note, nor do I own the Cuppy Cake song. Though I treasure them both.

Warning: CRACK. And if you do NOT know the Cuppy Cake song, you may not find it as funny, just to warn you.

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Apprehension was high.

Light Yagami watched the spidery detective from the corner of his eye, taking in the ghostly pale skin, enlarged eyes, overly sized clothes, uncomfortable slouching position, unruly raven locks…

This was L, and despite his appearance, was one of the most collected and ingenious people the world has ever known.

'If I could only find a way to get him on my side…' Light thought, eyeing the piece of chocolate cake until it vanished between pale lips, 'Ugh, how can he stand those sugary monstrosities?! … But wait! That's it!'

Light turned away so the evil smile spreading across his lips would not be seen.

'L's weakness… sweet things! I can use this to my advantage…'

With a determined nod, Light turned and stood up rather abruptly, walking within a few feet of his unknowing victim.

Amongst hearing the sudden racket, L turned his blank gaze upward to stare at his number one suspect, fork still stuck in the chocolate cake he had been about to take another bite out of.

"… Yes, Light?" L asked warily.

With a cheery smile, Light opened his mouth…

'You're my Honeybunch, Sugarplum

L's once dull eyes promptly widened in alarm.

Pumpy-umpy-umpkin, You're my Sweetie Pie!

The chocolate cake, accompanied by the plate and the fork, made a loud crash as they hit the floor.

You're my Cuppycake, Gumdrop

Light fell to one knee and gently took hold of the limp hand in front of him, placing his free hand over his heart.

Snoogums-Boogums, You're the Apple of my Eye!'

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"… Light."

"Yes, Ryuzaki?"

"The chance of you being Kira has just risen by nine percent."

Light's eyes widened before narrowing, and he quickly snatched his hand away from the detective's, glaring at the man with a newfound seething hatred.

"But why?!" Light outraged. This was not the way it was supposed to go!

L calmly stood before bending down to pick up the mess he had made, pouting at the lost delicious treat.

"L, did you know Shinigamis like apples? That was Kira's message to me, was it not?" L spoke, eyes darting up to Light's, "And I believe you just called me the apple of your eye. Therefore, nine percent."

Light's jaw dropped, unable to accomplish anything except stuttering nonsense as he watched L leave the room.

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… Yeah, I have NO clue where this came from, but hey, it made me laugh XD It's SO much better if you play the Cuppy Cake song, too!