A/N: I don't own One Piece, but I do own Nero Lich and Nero Kishido.

Lich woke up on a strangely cold Wednesday morning. The blinds on his and Perona's bedroom were closed, but Lich could feel something wasn't right outside. He would have got up to check had Perona not had her arms clasped tightly around his chest.

Lich poked her. "Perona-chan?"

Perona just mumbled something incoherent and snuggled closer into him.

He poked her again. Same response.

Lich's face split into an evil grin.

"OH DEAR GOD, PERONA, KISHIDO IS ON FIRE!"

Perona suddenly shot upright. "WHAT?!" she yelled, before turning round to see Lich laughing.

"Oh, you fall for it every time."

"Knock it off." Perona replied, punching him playfully on the shoulder. Lich got up and went over to the windows clad only in his boxers, then opened the blinds. What he saw made his jaw drop.

"HOLY SHIT!"

"What is it?" said Perona, getting up and walking over to the window.

"Someone's vandalised Thriller Bark!" replied Lich.

Perona looked out the window, and saw that every inch of the island/ship was covered in some white, powdery substance….snow.

"It's just snow, Lich-kun."

"What's snow?"

Perona raised an eyebrow. "You don't know what snow is?"

Lich folded his arms. "Well, of course not. After all, my shadow didn't belong to someone else before I got it. It came from a machine."

"Alright, alright, no need to get antsy."

"So," said Lich, sittind down on the bed, "Explain what this 'snow' is."

"I've got a better idea. Why don't we go and play in it?"

"Play in it? What if it's dangerous?"

Perona laughed. "Oh, snow's not dangerous. Just wrap up warm. No need to get Kishido up, he's probably sleeping in anyway."

Five minutes later, Lich was dressed in his boots, a scarf, trousers, and gloves, then he headed out with Perona, who was wearing a long silk scarf, a fleece, a cute bobble hat, trousers and gloves.

Lich kicked some of the strange whit substance around for a bit. "This stuff is strangely viscous." he noted. He then bent down and picked up some of it. "It's cold and wet, too…."

"Let's make a snowman!" said Perona, rolling up great balls of the 'snow' and shaping it into a body.

Lich got a mischievous glint in his eyes and he took some of the cold wet substance and stuffed it down Perona's top (which was under her fleece.)

She squealed and hurled chunks of snow at Lich, who was laughing.

Perona then tripped over a rock and fell on top of him. She leaned in close, kissing him on the lips. "I love you."

"I know you do."

A/N: Just a short, sweet PeronaxLich fic. Also, SwedishPirateFan, I'd like your AIM/MSN if you have either of them.