Desclaimer: I DO NOT OWN OURAN HOST CLUB AND THIS IS PURELY FAN-MADE.

This is my first fanfic ever to post, and I'm sorry if it's not what you expected.

"Bachelor…auction?" Haruhi sweat dropped.

Kyoya nodded and replied.

"This year, the Student Council has decided to host a new event, with the permission of Superintendent Suoh of course. Where they auction off male students of Ouran. The customers gain the student for and entire day to do what they choose. The Student Council has also decided that in the following years, Ouran will continue to host bachelor auctions. "

"One ENTIRE day?" Haruhi asked.

Kyoya nodded once again, fixing his glasses, he continued.

"The student who earns the highest bid earns a prize."

"A prize?" The entire host club pepped up at the sound of those words.

"What is the prize shadow king?" The twins asked with evil grins.

"Yes mom, I would like to know as well." Tamaki pleaded.

"Since it's the first year, they decided that the prize should be big enough…" He said.

"But what's the prize?" They all asked anxiously.

"The prize is a seven day, seven night trip for seven to the Orino Hotel, Downtown." He smirked.

Everyone beamed.

"Seven days of no school…" Kaoru said.

"With Haruhi?" Hikaru continued.

The twins held an evil glare.

"Don't you dare talk about my child like that!" Tamaki shouted.

He began to get an inner mind theatre.

"But…seven days alone with Haruhi…" He blushed, and thought out loud.

"Tama-chan, don't you remember?" Smiled Honey.

A surprised look grew on Tamaki's face.

"The trip is for seven, not only two." Honey continued waving his index finger in front of Tamaki's face.

"Yeah" Said Mori-senpai.

This revelation sent Tamaki to a dark corner.

Hikaru and Kaoru were snickering at Tamaki, then Hikaru glanced at Haruhi and noticed she had a puzzled face. He walked over to her and asked: "Haruhi, what's the matter?"

Kaoru noticed the absence of his brother, and scanned the room for him. He finally spotted him talking to Haruhi, and walked over to them.

"Oh it's just nothing…" Kaoru heard Haruhi say while she smiled to cover her thoughts.

"No, there's something bothering you." Kaoru said to her.

His voice startled Haruhi and Hikaru. But then, they just smiled and said: "Hey Kaoru."

Then Haruhi broke her gaze from them and looked all around the room until she finally decided to tell them.

"It's just…are you two going to be auctioned of alone? Or are you just not going to get auctioned of at all?"

The twins stopped smiling, and held serious but confused faces.

"What do you mean Haruhi?" They both chanted.

Kyoya overheard their conversation, and broke in.

"The Student Council has decided that you may be auctioned alone or with someone else."

"Huh" Was all they could say.

The others overheard and walked over to where they were and listened in.

"But there are some conditions…" He mysteriously smirked.

"What are the conditions, mom?" Tamaki asked.

"Well for one, they have to be male, and they have have to agree that they want to be auctioned together." He replied.

"Oh, so that means we can be together, right Takashi?" Honey smiled, flowers floating around him.

"Yes" Was all he said.

Hikaru grinned evilly, and grabbed Kaoru's hand, pulling his body inches away from Kaoru's. Then he said: "Kaoru, would you do the honors in joining me?" He said.

"Oh….Hikaru, of course I would love to join you." He sighed.

Tamaki beamed and tried doing the same to Haruhi, which just left her dotted eyed and saying: "Tamaki-senpai, how I wish I could say yes. Unfortunately, everyone knows I'm not a male student. Oh how terrible." She said with a sarcastic voice.

Hearing this, Tamaki fled to a dark corner.

"So then Haru-chan, are you going to be one of the customers? Or are you not coming to see us?" Honey-kun asked with tears in his eyes.

"Oh you don't have to worry about me Honey-senpai, I've volunteered to work backstage to help you guys at the auction." Haruhi smiled.

"Ah, my daughter! She's sticking with her family! And helping daddy out!" Tamaki said balling and crushing Haruhi in a tight hug while nuzzling her.

The twins and Honey got lost in the moment and joined in on the hug.

"I can't wait for this bachelor auction to be over." Sweat dropped Haruhi.

Kyouya and Mori nodded along.

DAY OF THE AUCTION

Backstage was hectic. There were people running around all over the place, the director of the whole event, Ona Kiroku, was shouting in everyone's faces.

"Let's get moving people!" She screamed.

She turned to Honey and Mori and said.

"You guys are up next, got that?"

They both nodded.

"Takashi, I'm scared." Honey blushed.

"Don't worry Honey-senpai, you'll do great!" Haruhi assured him while pulling the curtains.

Honey nodded.

"Takashi, are you ready?"

"Hai" He nodded.

The curtains closed and the auction was over.

"We still can't believe we lost to you milord." Said the twins.

"Humph, you dare challenge my charm?" He forked his hair.

Honey turned to Tamaki and said. "Tama-chan you're going to take us with you right?"

"Huh, of course I will, you're my family, and families stay together." He smiled.

Honey beamed, and ran all around the stage shouting: "Yay, Tama-chan! Yay! Yay!"

Everyone grinned.

"Haruhi, you're going to stay with us in our room right?" Asked the twins.

Tamaki turned all blue and said: "No Haruhi, I forbid you to share a room with them. You must be in my room!"

"And why is that Milord?" The twins said with dotted eyes.

"Because Haruhi is my daughter, and a father and daughter should be in the same room, don't you think?" He said pointing his finger in the air.

"No, we don't!" Shouted the twins, scaring Tamaki.

Tamaki, Kaoru and Hikaru continued to bicker, while everyone else sighed and sweat dropped, as they watched them fight.

"This is going to be a long week." Sighed Haruhi.

The others nodded.

This is the end of the first chapter. Again, I'm sorry if it's not what you expected, and that it's so short. Please review even if they are bad comments, I would like all the tips I need. I have just posted the new chapter, so I hope you enjoy!