hey every one! this is just some crap I thought up one night and thought some one else would think it was funny too. i dont own fullmetal alchemist or any thing within the show.

Al sat in the corner of the room, thinking about how cold it was, and how the midnight rain sounded. It's been years sense he has slept. He looked over as his brother got out of bed and walked to the bathroom. He just pretended to be "asleep" when his brother looked over him. Those yellow eyes were full of curiosity and something shy of terror, when he pulled his crimson red clock over his auto-mail and tucked his golden hair into the hood. Al wanted to chase his brother out into the rain but he could not, the rain would make his body rust. Not having a human body sucks sometimes he thought with a breathless sigh as he moved to the window. He leaned over to watch his older brother walk down the street, wondering where he could be going. Al gasped when he saw the red lantern hanging outside of an ally way. "Ooh my god!" Alphones jumped up ready to run out and yell at his brother, when he saw Ed walk by in to a ramen shop. Al sighed and sank to the floor with a thud. He leaned back and thought hard about ramen, what it tasted like, what it smelled like; he could almost remember it from when he had a body.

It was near sun rise when Ed came back to the room. "Ed I know you like to eat ramen, but don't you think you were out a little late?"

"Yeah …ramen" Ed fell face first into the bed. With a sigh Al got up and tucked him in, and hung his jacket.

"Hey Al?" Ed called his brother from across the table of books. "We should stay here for one more night."

"Why? I thought we had to get back to Central soon and this lead is going no were?"

"Yeah but I like it here, and I don't want to see Roy's ugly mug yet."

"Fine…."Al put his head in his hands, "but you know you will have to deal with him sooner or later."

The same time that night Ed snuck out the room and down the street, Al looked out the window and did not see rain so he fallowed his brother down the street. Ed was so used to Al's rattle that he never thought twice about it as he went to get some ramen. Al started to feel bad about creeping after his older brother, he was about to go back to the room when he heard his brother walk out the shop. He hid by the trash cans listing to the "tap. Thud! Tap. Thud!" of his brother's normal leg and the automatic one. Al looked around at the last second to see the end of his brother's jacket as he walked into the red light district. Al's eyes got big as he snuck closer to the door.

"Ooh my god! Ed don't do this!" he whispered as he looked in. Ed was holding money out to an older looking woman.

"I have the money why can't I sleep with her!" Ed yelled.

"You are too young" she barked back looking down at him.

"I'm 19 look at my I.D.!" Ed tossed his I.D in the woman's face.

"It's fake! And me and my girls are not going to get in trouble because some kid wants to get laid! Why not go to the next city over?"

"I bet your whores are sick and gross and if I did sleep with one I get something!" Ed yelled at the woman taking his I.D and storming out the door not even seeing Al snickering by the trash cans.

When they got back Ed just sat on the bed looking pissed off, as Al sat on the floor.

"Why were you out Al?" Ed snapped.

"I heard a kitten and I went to help it." Al was never good at lying at his brother.

"If you tell ANYONE …" Ed's eyes narrowed as he slipped his hand into his pocket, "I'll show Fletcher this picture and tell him who took it."

"NNOOOO" Al screamed, and grabbed for the picture as Ed put it back into his pocket, "ok ok I will not tell anyone! Promise!"

"Good." Ed said patting his pocket. "good."

yeah i know its crap but we get to be silly some times XP ooh and ill make a background to that photo soon so look in some time.