Stan Marsh walked through the doors of South Park Elementary. Admittedly, he wasn't very happy. He never liked going to school so early in the morning. He had better things to do with his time, like watching Terrence and Phillip or playing on his Okama Gamesphere.
"Stan!" Stan smiled as his reason for coming to school, the dreamboat named Kyle Broflovski walked up to him and enveloped him into a warm hug.
"Hi, Kyle. How are you?" Stan asked.
Kyle kissed his love's forehead. "Now that you're here, I'm walking on air."
"Kyle, stop." Stan blushed.
"I can't, Stan. I'm too in love." Kyle smiled.
"Ha ha, that's gay." Bill laughed.
"So gay." Fosse agreed.
"Why don't you two mind your own damn business before you regret it?" Stan snapped.
"Yeah? And who's gonna make us, gaywad?" Bill challenged, pushing the two down.
Just then, two sharp whistles sliced through the air. Bill and Fosse turned to see Ryan O' Neil and his girlfriend Rosa Sanchez walking towards them. The two had a reputation for being two of the nicest students at the school, helping anyone in need. But they also had a reputation for being two of the toughest kids at school, gladly pummeling anyone who messed with their friends.
"Bill an' Fosse, why am I not surprised?" Ryan shook his head.
"Are we gonna have to beat you two pendejos to hell and back or are you gonna apologize?" Rosa crossed her arms and eyed the two.
"Apologizing's gay." Bill said.
"Yeah, gay." Fosse replied.
Ryan sighed. "I was hopin' t' avoid pleasantries. Rosa, ya get first crack. 'Tis good manners."
"Gracias, amado." Rosa smiled and kissed Ryan's cheek. Then she turned to Bill and promptly knocked him on his ass with one well-placed punch. "Don't ever let me catch you messing with mi amigos, comprende?"
Bill whimpered and ran away, leaving Fosse at Ryan's mercy. Fosse watched as Ryan cracked his knuckles, then crossed himself. "A Tiarna Dean Trocaire on me fer what I'm about t' do." The Ryan grabbed Fosse by the color of his shirt and, with the expert throwing arm of baseball great Sandy Koufax, tossed him down the hall. Fosse crashed into Bill, sending both rolling into an unattended open locker. "Game, set, an' match. Sanchez an' O'Neil, 1, clods, 0."
"Wow… that was sweet." Kyle commented.
Ryan looked towards his friend. "Ya guys ok?"
"Yeah, dude. Thanks for beating the crap out of those two. We owe you both." Stan said.
"Ah, no fue nada, guys. We don't let anyone mess with our crew." Rosa smiled.
"Come on. Let's get t' class afore Garrison gets all pissy." Ryan said.
"Or before Cartman breaks another desk with his culo grande y gordo." Rosa added. The four friends laughed as they walked to class.