Band Stereotypes
A/N: This is not meant to hurt nobody's feelings. This is based off of my middle school band as well.
Flutes are generally shy and giggly. They'll always be at the front giggling about something. Band directors have to tell them to be quiet before directing. Flutetopia population: 9-12
Clarinets are either diligent or not. Some put in total feeling and some, none at all. The first chair, dilligent, last chair, not really. Clarinetia population: 15-20
Saxophones are generally laidback. They don't trip over little details. But they'll look at you funny if you give them notes more than one line above or below the staff. Saxo-City population: 0-6
French Horns are friendly. Not nice, friendly. Some are nice, but all are friendly. They smile and try to play on the upbeat, even though some times they're not on either the upbeat or the downbeat. The midbeat. France population: 2-7
Trumpets are arrogant they know they'll do great because they're are like thirty of them and they have melody. They think they are the best people in the world and have no respect for small sections. Trumpet Town population: 20-33
Trombones are sorta lazy. They won't hold they're bells up, and they can't tounge! They don't read they're key signatures either. My director always has to yell, "That's E natural!" Trombonia population: 15-22
Baritones get confused like, "Wait, were playing?" That's it. They are a little talkitive, but a good section overall. Los Bari population
Tubas can't learn. They don't remember anything. Fingerings, music, the difference between F and C or to take they're horn home over X-Mas break. Tubaville population: 8-12
No flames.