When you come home from a mission. The last thing Sasuke had expected was, hearing a shril cry from a near by gutter. What got him off guard was the fact that, the rest of the team didn't even notice.
Sasuke, being the person he was, just walked over there. No ever questioned him. Well, no one but, Sakura. He ignored her as he looked at the gutter of a house. He heard the whimpering and crying from there.
He set the latter, he got from the home owner, against the house. The Uchiha opened the gutter and his eyes went wide. His hands went into it as he moved mud and leafs from the gutter, throwimg them onto the ground bellow. He, of course, got complaints from the home owner.
His hands cupped a small thing with some kind of plastic strangled around it. Sasuke pulled out a kunai and cut as much plastic as he could beforex he jumped down and ran to rhe hospital. He would give a note to the home owner, later. Probably.
Sasuke walked into the hospital as the little 'cat-baby-lookin thing' whimpered at him, it's eyes were an amberish color, pupiless. He wondered if it could see. He got lost in thought until, a nurse snapped at him. He looked at her and handed her the little thing. She took it and screamed, dropping (more like throwing.) It on the ground. It hit the ground and made a cat-like sound as it sobbed. The young nin fell to his knees and picked it up. He grunted as he left the hospital. It was useless. Sasuke was going to have to Keep it.
Getting home that evening, Sasuke walked inside. The little thing was so tiny, it hid in his shirt collar.
He flipped on a light and set it on his bed. He stared at it for a moment. It looked like a shrunked baby. But, it also looked like a bat, or a cat.. He gritted his teeth on the joint of his index finger.
"Ah~!" The thing made a noise at him. Sasuke flinched and squatted down, it was naked. Sasuke sighed heavily and looked away, he couldn't buy baby clothes that tiny... Meaning.. He would have to make them. And OH BOY! Did he have a hell of a time making them, especially when it wouldn't sit still so, he could measure it. Sasu couldn't get mad because, it was a fucking baby. Of whatever species, it was still a baby. He was going to keep it a secret. The little boy (he checked) would get taken away. Sasuke didn't know why but, he felt a ping in his heart at the thought.
After the clothes were made and it was dressed.
"Have a name?" Sasuke looked at the small thing.
"Kei!" He grinned.
"Kei?" Sasuke tilted his head.
The little thing shook it's head and pouted.
"Keih!"
"Keith?" Sasuke made an 'O' face as he nodded and squealed. This thing WAS a baby. Sasuke sighed, he was gonna need a LOT of parenting books.
Being an Uchiha and buying baby books is NOT a good thing. Uchihas were known as 'breeders' way back when. If you were a male and a full Uchiha, you could 'breed.' Sasuke was NOT happy at the thought of people thinking he was having a baby. He knew that people would think that, nosey assholes.
But, it was a small price to pay for the little guy. He couldn't help but, feel a smile reach his face as rubbed Keiths' little head. The little thing squealed in giggles. Sasuke smiled. A VERY small price to pay. A price he didn't mind to pay.