Ways to annoy/freakout Neji !(I have many ways to annoy I'll publish the others later:)starring me as Hinata!( or is it Hinata as me? whatever)

DISCLAIM:I don't own Naruto.(*sigh* )or the Power Rangers tv show. Which one am i talking about you ask?The only one were the actors could actualy ACT.(Aw c'mon you know it's true!) Also, I think this is one of my best story ideas ever,but that's just me.

Warning: a little of 1 Direction ,you've been warned : )

NUMBER 1: BRAID HIS PERFECT HAIR...

''Hinata?"Neji says as he writes a research paper.

''Yes?" she asked as she braids our victim's hair,weaving pink flowers in for good measure.

''What the hell are you doing? "

''Braiding your hair!i could never get Hanabi to let me . She's such a prude"

"Um,could you stop?Please?"

"Humf!"she walks away.

''You don't have to be so huffy about it" he muttered.

NUMBER 2:DROP A HARBORINO PEPER IN HIS TEA AND TELL HIM SASKE DID IT...

''AHHHHHHHH"Neji lied back in his favorite over stuffed chair and took a sip of tea

3...2...1...Hinata thought.

''AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!''Neji leaped up and spilled the tea.''MY TOUNGE IS ON FIRE! HINATA, WHY IS MY TOUNGE ON FIRE?! AND why was there a PEPER IN MY TEA?!''

'' Saske did it!I tried to stop him but he was too strong!''

"Grrrr... I've glunna gwet twat pwunk and rip op is twot!''he ranted with a swollen tounge(translation:''i'm gonna get that punk and rip out his throat!")and ran out the door.

NUMBER 3:ENJOY WHEN HE GETS AHNIILATED BY SASKE AFTER HE ACCUSES HIM.

Neji walked in the door,his hair ruffled and his shirt was burned

''I-''

"SHUT UP HINATA!''

NUMBER 4:(wait for it...)

"Hey Neji!''

"What is it Hinata?''

"I just relized you kind of remind me of my friend, the god of all, your breath does smell like a corpse!''

number 5: run. RUN DAMMIT RUN!

''AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! It was worth it! IT WAS SO WORTH IT!''

''GET BACK HERE YOU STUPID...!''

NUMBER 6 : (This one is definatly cruel.) DRESS UP AS HIZASHI AND SCARE THE BYAKUGAN OUT OF HIM (haunt,stalk, same thing)

''NEEEEEEEEEJIIIIIIIII"the cold creapy voice woke him up from a well deserved (training with Lee and Guy. now do you see my point?)nap.

"Huh?Hinata is that you ?"he mumbled as he sat up

''NO!HOW COULD YOU FORGET YOUR OWN FATHER?!"

Fully awake,Neji looked up at the figure standing over him."HOLY SHIST!(Yes you read The Son of Neptune,you'll know what i'm talking about) then,he fainted.

NUMBER 7...

''OH COUSIIIIIIIIIIN!''Hinata said

oh thought.

''i have these two tickets to a one direction concert-''

''Wait,do you mean that rancid british boy band?''

'' i can't go so you can have them!''

2 HOURS LATER... Hinata screams as she runs through the village:"two tickets to a One Direction concert! Available at NEJI'S HOUSE!''

Later in her room she hears Neji shrieking outside ''STOP IT!GET OFF! HARRY STYLES IS NOT WORTH KILLING SOMEONE OVER!"

NUMBER 8:CHASE HIM AROUND IN A STRAWBERRRY COSTUME FOR 3HOURS,SINGING

THE THEME SONG TO POWER RANGERS:JUNGLE FURY!(Best. Theme .)

''GET AWAY FROM ME!" Neji begged as Hinata chased him around the training field.

''We are the power rangers ,jungle fury...!''(I think I got that right.)

the end(?)

review! pleeeeeeeeeeeease!I can deal with critism!( P.s:Neji Hyuga if you some how read this i am sooooo sorry! It was worth it,but still,I'm sorry.)