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REID

AND

THE SPINNY CHAIR

[Morgan and Reid are on break in the cafeteria sitting at the counter.]

[Morgan's phone rings and turns head towards Reid.]

Morgan: We have a new case c'mon lets g- wait… what are you doing, Reid?

Reid: I'm spinning around on the spinny chair!

Morgan: Well we have to go, c'mon.

[Reid spins around on the spinny chair.]

Reid: weeeee- No. – eeeeee!

Morgan: Reid! We have to go! We have a new case!

Reid: WEEEEEEE- NO! – EEEE!

Morgan: damnit Reid! Get off the damn chair!

Reid: NO!

Morgan: Are we really going to have to do this again?

Reid: …. Maybe~ ….

[Morgan looks for a rope.]

[Morgan finds a rope and ties it to the chair]

Morgan: *sigh* let's go Reid.

[Morgan pulls Reid to the office.]

Reid: WEE! THIS IS SO FUN!

Morgan: shut up.

[Hotch moves to the side and out of their way so they can pass bye.]

Hotch: Again?

Morgan: damn you Reid.

Reid: *laughing* WEEEEEHEHEEWEEEEE!

[Garcia walks out of her office.]

Garcia: woah… what the?

Morgan: Don't ask…

Garcia: No I mean… I WANNA TRY!

Morgan: wh-what?

[Reid glares at Garcia.]

Reid: MINE. SPINNY CHAIR IS MINE. MINE!

Garcia: Alright…. Get off. It's my turn.

Reid: YOU NEVER HAD A TURN!

Garcia: Now I do. Get. Off.

Reid: NO!

[Garcia pushes Reid off the chair. She climbs up on the chair and sits down.]

[Garcia turns and faces Reid.]

Garcia: Yes.

Morgan: Hey baby girl.

Garcia: aww! Now, mush! MUSH!

Morgan: *sighs* okay then…

[Morgan pulls Garcia.]

[Reid is left alone on floor in the middle of the hallway.]

Reid: …

[Hotch walks and stops by Reid.]

Reid: …

Hotch: You're crazy.

Reid: Yup.

[Reid spots a chair with wheels.]

Reid: Hotch can you push me on the-

Hotch. NO.

~The End~