Live at the World Conference:
America was happily smiling at his hamburger while showing it to a few other countries at the same time. "I think of the world as one big hamburger. Each country, a special component" he explains,
pointing at all the different ingredients as the countries watching him watch with interest. England was viewing this from a distance and he couldn't help himself, he just had to know. He shyly walks up
to the group and asks "Um, what part of the hamburger am I?" he asks. America looks up at him for a long time. Then he smirks and answers "The anchovies." England felt like he had just been smacked
on the head with a mallet. "THE ANCHOVIES, BUT…" he makes sure to regain his composure in front of all the watching eyes. "But… there are no anchovies on a burger" he manages to finish calmly.
America grins wide. "Exactly!" he answers. England grits his teeth and starts to storm off. "YOU COULD'VE AT LEAST SAID THE SESAME SEEDS!" he makes sure to whip around and growl at America before
taking his seat at the long table. The meeting begins and Turkey steps up to the podium to share a lot of his ideas (a.k.a. butcher Greece with insults for an hour). America frowns down at his hamburger,
completely ignoring the lecture and grabs the mustard which was standing beside his notes. He opens up his hamburger and finds the lettuce, then uses the mustard to write England on top the lettuce.
He quickly puts the bun back on top and smiles. Now the sandwich was complete. He starts to take a whopping bite out of it as he continues to ignore Turkey and stares toward his pouty blonde arch-
rival sitting a few seats away.
