HERE IS SOME FLUFF FO' YOU LOVELY PEOPLE ILY~~~~~~~

"Ugh I hate this time of every single month."

You sigh to yourself tensing up every time you try to get comfortable. You lay on your boyfriend's chest but it wasn't in the "adorable" way. You lay there with your chest on his and you let out exasperated signs while he tries to adjust to get comfortable.

"MEHHHHH!"

You sigh even louder than your previous sighs. All of a sudden Niagara Falls starts falling again.

"Gog damn it!"

You ran as fast as you could but wearing your boyfriend's big sweat pants led you to tripping.

"DAVE, WOMAN DOWN!" You exclaim hoping he will come and pick you up to deliver you to your destination.

You laid there for what it seemed like an eternity (30 seconds) waiting for your tinfoil knight to rescue you.

*One Eternity Later*

After another eternity you hear a flop on the ground. Then you hear a grumpy groan as a wild Dave appears crouching over you. He pokes your stomach and you flip him off. He smirks then picks you up bridal style. Upon arrival at the bathroom he dumps you out of his arms.

"Dick," you murmur

"Nope, that's my brother." He replies while walking away.

Struggling you get up and walk into the bathroom. You find that there are no lady things and you fall down in defeat.

"Why Gog WHY?" You were so fucking done right now.

There was a maniacal laugh and you see bro holding the lady box dumping them out of the window.

"You little fuck face." You mumbled.

"[Name] I offer you a smuppet for all your bloody needs." Bro said smirking at you on the ground.

You mustered up enough energy to flip him off. Why did I decide to live with my boyfriend and his bro you thought just cursing yourself for doing so.

"DAVE!" You call for your trusty steed.

He came stomping over to you.

"You have walking utensils, use them."

Dave obviously was grumpy because his afternoon nap turned into some kind of drama. He picks you up anyways and lays you on his bed. In order to get Dave to the store you had to take up the whole bed. In the process of getting comfortable you spread yourself out into an X shape—thing.

"Oh, looks like there's no room for you."

"On my own bed… really?"

"Our bed!"

He just glared at you; luckily you could see the glare because he didn't have his shades on… so scandalous.

"Aww, Dave-y, you're so cute!"

You couldn't get over his freckles and his eyes. He just stands there waiting for either his bed of his mission.

*Cue James Bond Music*

"I have the mission are you ready to accept?"

He nods slowly because he was also so done with you right now.

"I need you to go to the mall pick up a size [whatever size] red laced underwear from Victoria secret or pink or whatever the fuck it's called."

Dave already looks appalled but continues to listen.

"Those panty—things are for my recovery."

You wink.

"Next on the list is food, I need pizza, skittles, jolly ranchers, KitKats and when you get the skittles get one of each kind."

Dave took out his phone listing everything you need. He was waiting for the final thing you need… period shit.

"Finally I need… [pad/tampon/cup/]."

Dave wrote the last thing down.

"How many thingys do you need? Because I know some v-words have a heavy flow and others are like Niagara Falls times two."

To stop Dave's rambling you threw a red smuppet at his face. He got the message and slipped on some converse not bothering to change into a presentable t-shirt that doesn't have huge ass holes in it.

~time skip brought to you by period pains~

Dave was walking out of the store and he accidentally bumped into a girl.

"Sorry…" he said.

The girl spotted what was in the bag and swooned.

"Your girlfriend is sooo lucky!"

She bends down on one need and says something about making him happier than his current girlfriend. BAM! She asks him to marry her. She threw herself at Dave and he stay as stiff as a statue.

"Uh yeas I gotta go."

Dave pushes the random girl off of him and starts walking to the car.

~time skip brought to you by Traffic-y shit~

"HONEY, I'M HOME!"

"Welcome home honey," Bro said trying to kiss Dave while holding red smuppets.

"Mehhh!" you groaned signaling to Dave that you were still in the bedroom.

Dave trudged to the bedroom and threw everything at you even the pizza from Little Egberts. Aww, he even got you breadsticks, how sweet!

Not caring that you were still taking up all of the space you take a piece of the pizza and start to eat it.

"SO how'd it go?" you asked knowing there would be some problem.

"Well a girl proposed to me and latched herself on; obviously she couldn't resist the Strider swag."

"You idiot," you throw a smuppet at him for good measure.

"Whatever, ILY (place heart here)" Dave said.

"Did you just say 'ILY'?"

"Yup because I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!"

"Dumbass," you crawl out from underneath all the shit and give him a big kiss.

~A few days later after recovering~

You did the diddly doo with Dave.