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Amy Rose'The Babysitter

By Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus

The Super Smash Bros Mansion, relocated to Earthbound's Fourside due to Link, Marth, and Roy playing around with fire too much in the Kongo Jungle, was needing someone to look after it, or more specifically the younger Smashers as all of the older Smashers were heading out for a night trip to the mall.

The only question is... who would look after the mansion?

"Someone needs to look after the kids while us mature folks head out." Ike remarked as he flexed his muscles.

Princess Zelda scoffed as she folded her arms, shaking her head. "I wouldn't call all of us mature..."

"I wouldn't call any of us mature. Look at the way we treat this fucking place." Samus Aran pinpointed out as she pointed at the hallway with a pin in her right hand, it being a complete mess as the kids were running down it with glee.

Pikachu nodded his head in agreement as he folded his small yellow arms together. "I concur. This mansion gets destroyed in a daily basis."

Pit sighed as he shrugged, shaking his head. "Well all right, I guess that's a fair assumption. But who has what it takes to make this place look right?"

Everyone looked at each other as they took moments to think, with one of them getting an idea.

"...I got the perfect solution!" Princess Peach Toadstool exclaimed as she clapped her hands together.

Later...

"Hi, everyone!" Amy Rose exclaimed as she waved to all the older Smashers, giggling at Sonic as she moved her fingers slowly. "Hey Sonic, my cutie wuvie hedgie..."

"AMY!?" All of the Smashers exclaimed in shock as they turned to Peach with horrified expressions on their face.

Peach giggled as she innocently touched her fingertips together. "What? Us girly girls have to stick together."

"Right on, sister!" Amy remarked as she gave Peach a hug, followed by a high five and then a butt bump, both of them letting out cute little poots as they giggled in response, with Amy going back to being in front of all the older Smashers.

"Well this is pleasant." Shadow The Hedgehog sarcastically remarked as he rolled his eyes, folding his arms together.

"Tell me about it." Waluigi added as he placed his right hand on his face, his left hand on his right elbow.

Sonic The Hedgehog groaned as he slapped his forehead with his left hand. "Of all my friends, why Amy?"

"Because I'm qualified to be a babysitter!" Amy stated as she pointed at herself proudly, closing her eyes.

"Yeah, sure." Samurai Goroh scoffed as he pointed his sword at her. "How much do you think you can handle?"

"More than you, assist trophy boy!" Amy exclaimed as she pulled out her Piko Piko Hammer and whacked Samurai Goroh on the head with it, injuring him in the process.

"Dude! Seriously?" Saki remarked as he helped Samurai Goroh back up, glaring at Amy. "What is with you and hammers?"

"It's my go to weapon, of course." Amy boasted as she winked.

King DeDeDe rolled his eyes as he rubbed his own, remarking, "Well my mallet is much better than yours..."

"I can carry it everywhere with me without having to hold it like an idiot." Amy replied as she snapped her fingers, making King DeDeDe furious as several of the Smashers chuckled, with Amy placing her hands on her hips. "Anyway, as you can tell, I'm a pretty swell all around girl who can managed to cope with any situation. Besides, I can handle kids quite easily!"

"...But you're a kid yourself." Luigi remarked as he adjusted his green cap. "Aren't you supposed to be twelve?"

"Maybe. But I do know that I'm not a creepy Italian plumber that's afraid of anything that moves." Amy remarked as she folded her arms together.

"Ooh, burn!" Wario screamed as he laughed at Luigi, pointing at him.

Luigi sighed as he lowered his head in disappointment. "Good point."

"Don't worry about it-a, bro." Mario remarked as he tried to comfort Luigi, who sighed in response.

"...Right. Anyway, we'll be back shortly. Or sooner than you expect. Regardless, pray tell that you don't get destroyed with the mansion," Master Hand remarked as he handed Amy a list, turning to the pink hedgehog and pointing at her, "And if anything does happen, just remember-"

"That I'm responsible and any repercussions will be on me, yadda yadda yadda." Amy remarked as she rolled her eyes, tilting her head while doing so. "Can you go now? I want to prove my worth that I can handle some Smashers."

"...Absolutely." Master Hand growled in annoyance as he continued, moving his fingertips about. "And one more thing, be sure that they're-"

"Going to bed early, yeah yeah." Amy remarked with a yawn as she stretched her arms. "Are ya done now, gramps?"

"WILL YOU LET ME FINISH MY SENTENCE?" Master Hand bellowed angrily as thunder boomed, clenching himself into a fist.

Awkward silence as everyone froze with fear, not knowing what would happen next, with Crazy Hand literally freezing in an ice block. Several seconds later, Master Hand calmed down, patting Amy on the head.

"With that out of the way, be sure to have fun, and remember, keep the kids in check." Master Hand stated as he pointed at Amy.

Amy stuck her tongue out playfully as she held her hands behind her back. "Oh come now, don't worry about it. Have no fear, 'cuz Amy Rose is here!"

It was then that a loud explosion was heard, loud enough to shake the mansion, followed by glass breaking as crying was then heard, with the crying coming from Popo and Ness, who got bruises from the broken glass, followed by laughter from the Villager. All of the older Smashers looked at Amy as she nervously chuckled, wrapping her arms around the back of her head.

"D-don't worry, I totally got this," Amy remarked as another explosion shook the house, with Diddy Kong screaming as his entire body was on fire, running past Amy from behind.

"OUR DONUTS!" Jigglypuff and Ganondorf both exclaimed in horror as they held each other, being distraught as they were dragged away by Lucario and Bowser.

Amy waved goodbye to the older Smashers as she felt a bit conflicted, turning around and facing the madness that waited her.

"Ehehehe... this will be a cinch, just like back home..." Amy remarked as she squinted her eyes, gritting her teeth. "I know Sonic and Shadow told me tales about this place, but they didn't specify how bad it would be..."