Itachi's Drugs
Chapter One: Itachi Appears..with drugs
'What am I doing here?' Sasuke thought, bored. 'Oh yeah. This was supposed to be some hotshot party before it turned lame.' He sighed unhappily. The usual crowd was here. Neji and Tenten were talking, well Neji was listening. Lee was yelling about the energy of youth. Choji was eating next to Shikamaru who was muttering "troublesome". Shino and Kiba were arguing, something about Kiba stepping on Shino's bugs…Sakura and Ino were stalking Sasuke. Naruto was annoying the hell out of him…as usual…when he wasn't talking to Hinata. There was a loud band and a smoke cloud.
"Quite a dramatic entrance, wasn't it?" Kakashi said smiling, as the smoke cleared. Most people rolled their eyes and then gagged.
"Lee!"
"Gai-sensei!"
"Lee!"
"Gai-sensei!"
"Lee!"
"Gai-sensei!"
"SHUT UP!" everyone yelled in unison. The two freaks were huggin in the middle of the room.
"How about we play Truth or Dare?" Ino yelled.
"Uh…why?" Sakura asked.
"Well duh forehead-girl…to probe that Sasuke-kun loves me and not you."
"Why you-you-you PIG!" Sakura seethed.
Sasuke tried to pretend he wasn't there. Tough luck.
"Right, Sasuke-kun, you like me better?" Ino said giggling.
"I don't like either of you," Sasuke muttered, agitated.
"Leave him alone. It's sickening," Itachi appeared in front of them. He nodded to Sasuke (they're on speaking terms in this story).
"Oh. My. God! It's a double of Sasuke!" Ino yelled.
"What's your name!"" Sakura asked, trying to beat Ino to the new guy.
"Give up billboard-brow!"
"At least I'm not a slut!"
"What! You're the one who's throwing her self at him!"
"An you're both forgetting about the other Uchiha." They turned and saw Temari sitting on Sasuke's lap, smirking. ""Guess he likes me."
"…" Sakura and Ino took a few minutes to process this, flirting with Itachi the whole time.
"Hey! Wait a minute!" Sakura yelled.
"HE does not like you, you witch!" Ino shouted.
"Is that why he has his arm around me of his own free will?" Temari asked scathingly.
"Tweedledee and Tweedldum go bother someone else and leave Itachi alone…unless he likes sluts," Sasuke said grinning. They had flames in their eyes as they looked at Temari. They finally walked away and tried to give Hinata a make-over.
"Th-thank-you but I-I'm okay, r-really," Hinata repeated.
"Fine. Who thinks Hinata should have a make-over?" Ino yelled.
Kiba raised his hand. "Sexier clothes," he yelled, as Shino put a leash around his neck. Naruto whistled and catcalled (scary), causing Neji to whack him across the head. Gaara's just like 'hn". The girls came over, leaving a disappointed Sasuke and Neji. Hinata started backing away slowly, hoping they wouldn't notice. Too bad. They dragged her to her bedroom. (Hyuga main house is unsupervised...oh yeah...actually Hiashi's locked up in a closet with porno…man is he enjoying that)
"W-why do I n-need a m-m-makeover?" Hinata asked nervously.
"The guys like you but you're way to tame," Temari explained cheerfully. "So we're updating your closet. Hinata took a look at what Temari was wearing(short black cami, red and black skirt that was maybe 6 in., cut black and red stockings, and black boots halfway up her calves, and random accessories) and shuddered.
'Thank god for the stockings,' Hinata thought before they closed in. the guys, in the meanwhile, where still bored.
"Does anyone have ANYTHING to do?" Naruto groaned. Itachi looked at Sasuke, then pulled out a zip lock bag with white powder. "Heeeey…aren't those drugs?" Naruto asked suspiciously.
"It's a new kind of candy that smells really good," Itachi said innocently..or as innocent as he could without seeming suspicious (I mean come on, he's a criminal. I know I'd be pretty frickin suspicious if he had a bad of white powder.)
Naruto looked convinced. "Fine. Give me some." Itachi silently handed the bad to him.
"I suggest you put some on a piece of paper before smelling it. And the scent is hard to pick up at first." Sasuke hid a grin behind his hand as he watched Naruto snorting drugs..on tape. Soon he was stoned or high enough to do anything.
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stay tuned for more craziness. you know you don't wanna miss gaara fighting and neji revealing his feelings to tenten and more