A/N: This probably wouldn't be considered a story but I really wanted to write it. I hope some of you find it amusing.

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or any lines that show up in here that come from movies, shows, or songs.

Things You'd Never Hear Team 7 Say

Sasuke: Naruto, you work so hard! You'll be Hokage in no time!
Naruto: Are you smoking something? What makes you think I'd be Hokage?

Naruto: Sakura, will you go out with me? Please?
Sakura: Great! I thought you'd never ask!
Naruto: What about Sasuke?
Sakura: Sasuke who?

Sasuke: I must find Itachi!
Naruto: Yes, we know you have to "avenge the clan."
Sasuke: Who cares about them? I just want to know where he bought his totally rad nail polish.

Sakura: Kakashi-sensei?
Kakashi: Yes?
Sakura: Stop hogging your book and let me have some fun with it!

Naruto: PokeBall go! Nine Tails ATTACK!

Sasuke: -crying-
Sakura: What's wrong Sasuke?
Sasuke: I got in touch with my inner EMOness. I'm just so sensitive right now.

Kakshi: Naruto, could you demonstrate your sexy-jutsu?

Sakura: Sasuke is a total loser. He sits around and is agnsty all day. He complains about everything. If he thinks girls dig that stuff he is totally wrong.

Naruto: I need to stop eating Ramen. It's totally ruining my figure, believe it.

Sasuke: Fear Itachi, for he has the one Sharingan to rule them all.

Kakashi: I sense a disturbance in the force of chakra.

Sakura: Ino, you can have Sasuke. Do whatever you want with him. Lee's way smexier.

Kakshi: Oh man I got to leave. I don't want to be late for training.

Naruto: I'm a horrible ninja. I think I'll quit and join the circus. Just call me the amazing fox demon boy.

Sasuke: I must join with Orochimaru. Those butt bows are so fashionable! They will make me stronger and look better than I already am!

Sakura: You are totally right, my forehead is completely hideous.

Kakashi: Sakura, I need you.
Sakura: Yes Kakashi-sensei?
Kakashi: You're the only one skilled enough to heal my wounded s-o-o-o-oul!

Naruto: -to Sasuke- It's tearing up my heart when I'm with you…

Sasuke: Does this outfit put my sexual orientation in danger?

Sakura: HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME!

A/N: No one bash me and call me a character hater because I love them all. I know this was random, stupid, and pointless but your thoughts would be nice. If enough people like it I may do another chapter or something. Your flames will be used to burn my trash.