hello evil and kaos here
ok so we should be get on with our other fic but this had been bouncing round our heads for ages so we decided to
have a go at a parody and tourcher a few x-men as we go
so with out thurther ado evil and kaos present
THE GREAT MUTANT RACE
hope you all enjoy this and please review at the end
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White space
It stretched to infinity in every direction
That is until it was filled
Well what's the use of a big empty space if you don't do something with it
On this occasion the space was filled with a large group of people
Very unique people,
For a few moments they stood there looking round the place (although cus it was a infinite expansion of white this didn't take that long )
Then as one they turned and glared with various degrees of anger, at a one of there group a dark haired teen with a goatee, who looked like a throw back from the 70's.
Forge looked at his friend's and team-mates and new instantly he was in trouble , big trouble
"Um…. Hey" forge gulped
"You" Forge looked towards the speaker, and almost fainted on the spot when he realised it was Logan
"um… y…yes what about me" forge did a quick recalculation of his current situation, and decided he was no longer in big trouble, nope, he was in huge,
SSNIKK
the sound of six very sharp adimantium claws unsheathing them self's made forge recalculate again
Oh god he was going to die
"It was you" Logan growled again
"What do you mean it was me" forge was by now on the verge of a nervous brake down and was actually amazed that he was still standing
"Oh don't you go given us that, we like know it was you Forge so don't try denying it" kitty glared at the inventor
"Denying what I haven't done any thing" Forge wined
As he started to back away from the angry mob of mutants in front of him, some of who were starting to power up
"Oh yer like one of you crazy gismos hasn't transported us to another dimension before" Jean accused
"Hey that was an accident and you know it, I was trying to fix the game cube" forge ducked a snow ball that was aimed at his head
"Oh yer just like you fixed the toaster, we know get only two settings charcoal and cremated" bobby asked another snowball already forming in his hand
"Or the time ya tried to fix the washing machine and it ended up eating all the left socks, we haven't had a matching pair in the mansion for months" Rouge razed an eyebrow
Forge was trying his best to not get hit by the mixture of elemental and plasma blasts that were being thrown at him
"Ok so I admit it there have been a few hiccups, but I swear this time it wasn't my ful…"
Forge was cut of mid-sentence as a small, yellow, time-bomb went off, blowing him off his feet and on to his back,
"You know some how we still just don't believe you" Tabitha smirked, casually filing her nails as if she hadn't done any thing
Forge sat up slightly dazed, and pointed behind the x-men "Oh come on if I had done this do you thing I would have brought that lot here" he croaked, and promptly fell back over, out cold
Every one looked round to see, the brotherhood, Magneto, Mystique, the acolytes, Mesmro, Lucas, and lastly Apocalypse standing behind them
The two groups stood facing each other for a tense minuet until the silence was broken by apocalypse, usually the first mutant had no problem commanding the fear and utter respect that he felt that he deserved,
However the whole effect was ruined by the fact that he was currently wearing nothing except a towel round his middle, still had bubbles on his shoulders and was trying to hide a yellow rubber duck behind his back
"Where are we " he asked ignoring the fact that several people were starting to snigger at him
"Ve have no idea" Kurt replied
"So we were blaming Forge" Bobby added pointing at the inventor who was stumbling back to his feet
Apocalypse shrugged "Works for me"
And with that every one started powering up and aiming at Forge who stood there looking like the proverbial deer in the head lights
Suddenly Professor Xavier rolled in front of Forge preventing the others from attacking
"STOP!" he shouted "I can not allow you to kill him"
Every one powered down grumbling things along the lines of "no fair" and "this sucks"
Forge on the other hand was ecstatic
"thank you, thank you, thank you," he said and started hugging the Professor
The Professor managed to free an arm and pushed Forge away "I said I wasn't going to let them kill you other then that, they can do as they please"
And with that he rolled away
Forge stood there flabbergasted, watching his last hope of evading a thrashing, wheel off into the whiteness (which doesn't sound as good as rolling off into the sunset, but hey were working with what we've got here)
Slowly he turned round (just like in the horror move when you know the serial killer is stood right behind you ) to face the reaming mutants all of who were standing there, powers ready and with smug grins on there faces
"Aw shit!" was all he managed to say before he was blasted
5 minuets later-
Every one stood there surveying the damage they had done (which was lots!)
In the middle of it all was a very battered looking Forge "well I hope you all feel better" he muttered before falling flat on his face
"I love the smell of crispy fried inventor in the morning" Pyro quipped
"Darlings that was fabulous…"
Every one span round (they seem to do a lot of that ) to see a fat, snot coloured, alien (for lack of a better word) walking or rather skittering (as instead of legs he had metal spider ones) over to them, making wild arm gestures
"….The passion, the action, the drama, the angst, the hatred, the anger, the violence, the chaos"
(Kaos - chaos glorious chaos …. Um .. Sorry got a bit carried away there carry on)
The gathered mutants watched slightly bemused as the alien started shaking there hands
"Um.. who are you" Magneto asked as his hand was shook
"Oh how rued of me I am Master Mojo, producer, director, and manager extraordinaire" Mojo said with a flourish
This statement received a serest of blank looks
At this point Professor X rolled back in (right over the top of Forge)
"Master Mojo, can you please tell us where we are and how we got here" the professor asked
"Oh yes, darling I brought you here" the alien replied like it was no big deal,
"Ha, see I told it wasn't me…." said Forge, as he got to his feet "…and I think you all own me an apology" this statement was answered by the inventor being hit in the middle of the face by a familiar yellow, rubber duck
"I go night-night" now he sighed as he re-aquatinted him-self with the floor again
Ignoring the plight of one of his students, Xavier continued question Mojo
"And why did you bring us here"
"Oh did I forget to mention your all going to be in my newest movie, the Great Mutant Race, you'll be STARS" the last word seemed to echo round the white space
Stars, stars, stars, stars, stars, stars, stars, stars, stars, stars, stars, stars, stars, stars, stars, stars, stars, stars, stars, stars, stars, stars, stars, stars, stars, stars, stars, stars, stars, stars, stars, stars, stars, stars, stars, stars, stars, stars, stars, stars, stars, stars, stars, stars, sta…..
"alright that's quite enough" Mojo shouted at nothing in-particular
Stars, stars, stars, stars,
"I SAID ENOUGH!" the alien bellowed a vein throbbing in his fore head
After taking a few calming breaths Mojo turned back to the gathered mutants
"Sorry, about that you just cant get the staff these days, speaking of staff , SPIRAL!"
As he shouted the air next to him started to shimmer with blue lights and then a six armed girl appeared
"Ah there you are Spiral darling, could you please take…."Mojo was cut of by Xavier
"Master Mojo this quite unacceptable you haven't given us the choice if we want to be in this movie of yours not to mention you have decided to include some of the most dangerous mutants on earth in this little enterprise of yours"
Magneto rolled his eyes "Oh don't be such a stiff Charles, this.." magneto looked at Mojo trying to think of the right word to describe the alien "um.. this being, is doing a movie called The Great Mutant Race, he obviously understands that mutants are the next stage in evolution and that they are above normal homo-sapiens" Magneto stated,
"Eric this is not about mutants vs. humans" Xavier argued back, it took all of two second for them to start there usual getting along /going to war with humankind debate
every one else knowing that this was going to take awhile were standing round making small talk,
Apocalypse and wolverine were standing next to each other
The first mutant looked at Logan who had lit up a cigar
"Um… dose this happen often " he asked as both Xavier and magneto's voices got louder as they agued
"yep all the time", Logan answered blowing a smoke ring, "I've got a case of gin riding on Xavier losing his cool and punching old bucked head right between the eyes"
Apocalypse looked back at the two arguing mutants, Xavier was starting to go red in the face " you know I think you may just win that one"
Mojo on the other hand was not happy, his production was being put behind schedule, so he decided to end the argument him-self, and so walking calmly over to a pedestal that had appeared , he pushed the big red button that was fixed on top of it.
ZZZZAAAAAAPPPPPP
Both Xavier and Magneto were hit by bolts of lightning
Taking a calming breath Mojo walked back over to the two fried mutant leaders
"Right if your quite finished, it time to start filming once you've all been to wardrobe, SPIRAL! "
The 6 armed girl, started to wave her arms and suddenly the group of mutants were raped in blue sparkling lights and transported away leaving just Mojo behind
The alien stood there for a few seconds rubbing his fore head
"Armatures" he muttered "I'm being made to work with armatures"
The air next to him shimmered blue again and Spiral materialize
"Master Mojo there ready for you on set"
Mojo clapped his hands together "Excellent, Lights, Cameras, Spiral baby lets get this show on the road"
And with that Spiral waved her arms and the two disappeared, leaving the infinite white space empty once again
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ok so what did you think plz review and let us know
evil and kaos
PS: we dont own any of the x-men evolution or movie the great race