Each time they first meet is different.
There's been the one where Kurt was a nymph, and Blaine was a Knight, the one where Kurt was a woman, and Blaine was her husband, the one where Kurt was a domestic, and Blaine was a very good master, the one where Kurt married Santana just so she could have Brittany by her side in the role of Blaine's wife… There's also the one where it's war and Blaine gets shot not five minutes after meeting Kurt in Saigon.
Kurt manages not to get himself shot, but it's for Santana's sake only.
