disclaimer: They were jailed; how will I own them
4 men in a prison cell
Characters involved:
Name: Namiashi Raidou; the rapist
Age: 32
Weight: 75 kg (165 lbs)
Bloodtype: AB
Birthday: August 28th
Sentence: Reclusión perpetua
Accused and proven guilty of sexual harassment and multiple homicide.
Name: Itachi Uchiha; the murderer
Birthdate June 9
Height :178 cm
Age:29
Blood type AB
Sentence: Reclusión perpetua
Guilty of murdering his clan.
Name:Gaara; the psycho
Birthdate: January 19
Gender :Male
Age: -0-
Caught loitering beyond curfew hours molesting people. Observed to be insane.
Jailed temporary
Name: Genma Shiranui: the gay
Birthdate:July 17
Gender :Male
Age:30
Height: 181 cm1.81 m
5.938 ft
71.26 in
Weight :71 kg
156.528 lb Blood: type A
Highly dangerous.
Sentence: Act of lasciviousness
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4 men in a prison cell
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A rapist,
A murderer,
A psycho,
And a gay...
Rapist: if there's a cat here I'd rape it over and over…
Murderer: Once you're done I'd torture it with my penis till it's dead!
Psycho: Oh yeah! After it has died I'd rape it again
Then,
The gay in the corner very softly said…
"Meowwwww"
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hahahahahahahaha
a text I received from a friend
till now it doesn't fail to make me laugh
lmao
jejejejejeje