A/N: I've been really busy lately with original fic, working on FGB pieces, and dealing with family… Over on the Perv Pack's Smut Shack, Emmy put up today's pervy picspiration, and I couldn't resist giving her a little drabble.

Disclaimer: While I do own two novels and a collection of short stories, I do not own Twilight or its associated characters. No copyright infringement is intended.

Mary, Mary, Quite Contrary

I watched him tending the garden, all tan skin and low-riding jeans, and could almost forgive the handprints he would leave on my corset. White lace stretched over muslin and steel; ruffled panties caressed my hips. I knew the moment Jasper saw my thigh-high boots, white leather to go with my corset, and the pale pink rose I rubbed across my chest.

"Alice," he gasped. His eyes squinted in the sunlight, and I could see the bulge in his jeans as he knelt.

I tapped his cheek with the rose, smiling as he reached for me. "Make me dirty, Jasper."