Yeah! I finally get around to posting this shit up...I swear I've so scatter brained...is that even a word? Eh, anyway I wrote like two months ago I just finished typing up the last part and thought 'Oh screw it I might as well post it up' and so here it is. Sorry if Cloud and Reno are OC, well mostly Cloud since I based his personalitly slightly on my Emo-Boyfriend. and if random arguments show up betwen Cloud and Reno...sorry again...anyway Enjoy! Reno's POV is so much fun!X3


Tap, tap, tap…space…tap, tap, tap…space… tap, tap, tap…. pout…pout….curse…and pout. Stare…pout…groan…curse…tap…tap…scroll…pout and curse…and pout and stare….and… fuck it…

"…. Ne…I'm bored…." I muttered blowing a stray strand of red hair from my face, adjusting the goggles I always wear under my flaming red hair…although I don't use them.

No response

"I said I'm bored!" I cried again hitting my head on top of the desk which I was occupying at the moment.

Utter boredom seems to worm into my time when I have nothing to do…but can you blame me? Who the hell would want to do office work when you can be outside kicking ass?! What's the point of being a Turk if I'm going to sit on my ass all day long filing paper, and getting who knows how many paper cuts…I swear those little pieces of paper are out to get me…

I hate dealing with computers…and filing papers? I mean, come on do I look like the type of person who likes to be cooped up in an office all day long? I didn't think so… Last time I checked my training didn't cover this shit…did I just repeat myself? …eh…this is so not fair! Why in all the fucking seven hells would Rufus send me, ME to do filing work? Did his time having Geostigma fry up his brain too? And I don't even get to have my daily drinks while I'm in here! Or get a chance to smoke! It's utter torture!

…Now do you see my frustration?

I sighed glaring at the computer screen, I swear if this piece of crap could make a face it would be smirking at me…right before I smash it into tiny little pieces. I grabbed a nearby pencil and tried to balance it on my nose, which I might add is far more entertaining then staring at a fucking screen.

"…I hope this shit just blows the fuck up, yo…" I muttered after I finally balance the little wooden shit on my nose.

"Reno…" said Rude finally looking at me.

"Ne?" I asked still trying to make sure the pencil didn't fall.

"Shut up…"

And the pencil fell…


ten minutes later


"Rude….I'm bored!!!!" I whined leaning back on my chair as it squeaked.

I knew I was pushing his buttons hey the guy's big and all but…it's just to fun to pass up! …Do I need a new form of entertainment perhaps? Well…my other victim could easily slice my head off with his huge ass sword…I think I'll stick with annoying Rude for the time being.

My bald partner sighed loudly and turned to look at me, well…I think he was looking me but hell…who can tell with those shades on? May be age is finally getting to him? I can't be that annoying…

"Reno… If you don't shut up I swear I'll tape it shut…" he muttered not bothering to look up from the files he was looking at, too ingress to spare a small glance my way.

I pouted, yes I like to pout can't you tell? It usually gets me what I want…except…it seems to not work on blondes…like Cloud, Rufus and Elena…stupid bastards…everyone else falls for my adorable face why can't they?

"That was harsh, yo…" I murmured finally standing up from the seat and stretched out, like a freaking cat, man. Sitting in those chairs, ain't much fun and can really give you a stiff back…

Rude sighed, yet again, wow something must be really bothering him he's been sighing a lot today…I wonder what could it be? Either way I turned off the screen, there has got to be another way to spend my time then reading crap I don't even understand. All this research was frying my brain and I only got one…and I have my own way of killing my brain cells, a lot more fun way too.

"Reno, get back to work…" he uttered still scanning the faxed paper and many files piled upon his desk…although some of those were mine too but shush…

"No, come on man, we're Turks! You can't tell me that you're happy doing office work!" I uttered sitting on my desk pouting slightly.

Rude didn't sigh this time…YAY!

"True, I can't say I don't miss being out on the filed but it's sort of nice just to have it easy for a while…" he said returning to his work. I was surprised! Hell, I was shocked! How can any civilized man say that!

"If you have a problem with this assignment then take it up with our boss, Reno" he muttered

Ops…I guess I voiced my thoughts out loud again…damn…

"Ne, I think I'm good…hey you seem to have things handled here I'll just go out for a walk I'll be back in a few, yo!" I said hopping of the desk before Rude could have chance at stopping me I was out the door and down the stairs in a few seconds and out the door, see ya bitches!

I stepped out side, the wind creased my face and I couldn't help but smirk, I missed being outside being hold up in that stupid office for a few freaking days… anyway I made my path towards my bike. It wasn't the latest one, but hell it wasn't a crappy one either…but it's no where as awesome as Cloud's. Lucky, depressed jerk saves the world and gets a badass bike in return.

With a smile still plastered on my lips I hopped onto my bike, starting the engine, although Tifa's bar isn't that far, I like showing off my bike, it's not as badass as Clouds but it's ok!

"I wonder…what's Cloud doing…" I asked out loud as I drove, I've been thinking about him a lot lately.

And no I'm not in denial, I know exactly why the stupid Emo blonde has been in my mind so often…he's attractive, I like attractive things…see the connection? Wee…connect the dots!

Anyway, it's true I've taken a liking to him, I don't know how deep the attraction is but I know it's there. I feel it every time I go to 7th Heaven and see his face, even when those mako colored eyes glare at me, I feel it deep inside, hell he has even managed to make me blush without even doing anything!

But see, the problem is, the guy hates my guts, I thought that after that little fight with those clones and seeing how helpful I was, he'd be little less cold then me…yeah like that would happen. Now, he's just indifferent with me, well I guess that's better then having hate me, hell even Tifa has warmed up to having me around. Not to mention the little orphans, brat one and brat two…so…Why can't Cloud?

I sighed as I continued to drive, maybe I should stop going back there, Cloud doesn't seem to notice hell I even gave him his favorite candy for his birthday, which was cheap I might add. But what did he do? He said I was trying to give fucking cavities! And ended up giving more then half of it to the brats! I had to keep myself from pulling my hair out from all the frustration.

And to make things even more fun, Tifa knows and so does Rude, I don't know how Tifa found out but my money is on the fact that Rude probably spilled his little guts to her. Considering they're sleeping buddies…about time considering that he has had a crush on her for four years, he never made a move on her since she was so hung up on Cloud.

Before I knew those two were together I couldn't stand see her all over Cloud, like a mother, I felt seriously jealous and protective.

Why? Because there is no way you can hide the fact the Tifa is hot, is his childhood best friend and can kick any guys ass…that's a turn on. She is possibly…no forget that, she is the only person who can take away my blondie…well he's not really mine yet…but yeah you get the idea. May be I should just give up…but that's not me I don't give something or someone up that I really want I try everything I can to get it in the end.

I was actually thinking of buy a house in Healin, yeah totally random but hey, random is good. I yawned as the bar came to view, I smirked looking for a parking place, lets see how should I approach my desired blonde today?

Something totally my style…hmm…

Maybe some kind of dramatic entrance…yeah that'd be real good…


With Cloud


"Where do you want this Tifa?" I asked holding a box; she felt the need of moving things around.

I usually help her out but she has already broken a few dishes by accident rushing to grab the phone. So I told her it would be better if I moved the stuff where she told me too. I didn't mind since I owe her for letting me stay here. Sometimes I wonder if I'm too much of a burden to house and I even mention leaving. But of course she always tells me, that she needs a helping hand ever once in a while, Denzel and Marlene look at me with sad expressions…that usually stops me.

Tifa looked up from the table she was cleaning and had a thoughtful look on her face before she concluded on where this little box belonged.

"Mmm…there's mostly only junk there might as well throw it out, please Cloud?" she said returning to the table that held her attention a few moments ago.

"Okay…" I replied.

Walking past her, I sighed realizing the both my hands were occupied, I noticed Denzel at the top of the stairs and sent him a faint smile.

"Denzel could you open the door for-"

Before I could even finish saying that last word the door swung open full force, hitting the box and causing me to fall ass first on to the ground. The box flew out of my hands and hit the floor beside me; (nothing spilled since it was taped shut) I groaned before feeling something trip over my foot and fall right on top of me with a yelp. (I hit my head as a result)

"…Ow…" I mumbled closing my eyes tightly hissing from the throbbing from the more then likely bump on my head.

"Shit…that fucking hurt, yo…" mumbled the object that had fallen on top of me. I could feel him breathe against me ear and my blue eyes shot open, I grind my teeth, I know exactly who had cause me to fall like a dumbass.

"…Reno…get off of me right now…"

The Truck tensed as he lifted his head up and looked down at me, I narrowed my mako colored eyes into a glare. His greenish blue eyes widen and looked away, and his face redden slightly, was he sick or something?

"Hey, Cloud babe how is it being on the bottom, yo?"

"…. Get the hell off…"


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-Chibi-chibi-kun