Here it is: The Extremely Cliché SasuSaku Love Story, with every topic overused and abused that I've noticed and basically poking fun at how completely ridiculous they sound to my ears. Basically me getting upset about how these ideas are used too often and are sort of ridiculous. Of course, flames are accepted.

Team 7 was waiting for Kakashi. Just before there's any confusion, Naruto is a blind girl who still wears orange and eats ramen, but has twin who is also possessed by a demon. Just to get that straight with you.

Sakura and Sasuke loved each other so much that they started crying when they saw each other, but they were still pretty sure that they were hiding their love perfectly well and both were oblivious to the fact that the other loved them. To confirm that they both were in deep love, they were using Naruto and her twin, Oturan, as a messenger.

"OMG, ask Sakura if she likes me," said Sasuke, who never said OMG so Naruto knew that this had to be important.

"Okay," said Naruto, who was dying to know what Sakura thought.

"Hey, Sakura, do you like Sasuke?" Naruto asked the pink-haired ninja who was but nine steps away.

"Oh, yes, I cried all night for him and I know it was meant to be because last night I had a dream he kissed me, only don't tell him because I want him to find out on his own because that would just be so romantic!" Sakura swooned, so Naruto went back to Sasuke.

"So?" asked Sasuke.

"I don't know, she was using big words again." Naruto was deemed useless, so Sasuke asked Oturan for help instead. Oturan confirmed that Sasuke was right, but Sakura was eavesdropping and overheard.

"Oturan, how could you? I'm embarrassed, Sasuke, I don't love you because I'm so embarrassed!" Sakura ran away crying.

"Wait! Sakura!" Sasuke ran up to her, and grabbed her arm. "I love you to!"

"Really?" Sakura said. Sasuke took off his shirt so Sakura could dry her eyes with it.

"Yeah, I've loved you forever but I was too afraid to tell you," said Sasuke.

"Oh, Sasuke! What a coincidence! So was I!" Sakura started crying, so Sasuke hugged her.

"Hey, guys, sorry a black cat- whoa. Hi, guys," said Kakashi, who had appeared right between Sasuke and Sakura.

To make up for the awkwardness, Kakashi married them and they didn't go on a mission that day, instead they had a kid but Sasuke didn't meet the kid until it was eleven because the kid thought his father was actually dead, the end.

Sigh… I feel better now.