I was waiting for my friend, Cooper, to come play Black Ops with me when I remembered something. My brother had told me to make a note of "Alicia" in case he forgot. I also remembered that there was that computer in the main menu of Black Ops. I wriggled out of the chair, went over to the computer, and put two and two together. I typed in Alicia. This is what happened. The things in capitals is what I wrote. The first question was just because I was bored and trying to be dramatic. I didn't think it would actually reply!
ALICIA
Welcome to Alicia, your virtual therapist. (type quit to exit)
WHAT AM I DOING HERE?
Do you feel that is the source of your problem?
WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
I think you're on to something there!
I WISH. WHAT IS GOING ON?
I'd like to hear more about that.
I WANT TO HEAR ANYTHING ABOUT IT.
Do you feel that is the source of your problem?
NO. I THINK YOU ARE THE SOURCE OF MY PROBLEM.
Tell me more about yourself.
I WRITE FANFIC.
Can you go into greater detail?
FAN FICTION. I DO MOSTLY ANIME STUFF.
Do you feel that is the source of your problem?
NO.
Can you go into greater detail?
NOT REALLY.
Can you tell me more?
YOU ARE REALLY PUSHY.
Can you tell me more?
NOW YOU ARE JUST BEING RIDICULOUS.
Can you go into greater detail?
STUFF THIS.
I think you're on to something there!
FINALLY. SOMETHING WE CAN AGREE ON.
Can you tell me more?
YOU SUCK.
Can you tell me more?
YOU REALLY SUCK.
Do you feel that is the source of your problem?
YES.
Can you go into greater detail?
ACTUALLY IT IS COOPER FOR MAKING ME WAIT LIKE THIS.
I think you're on to something there!
YEAH. COOPER IS THE SOURCE OF MY PROBLEM. THANKS DOC.
This is very interesting.
HOW SO?
This is very interesting.
YEAH. YOU SAID THAT.
Can you go into greater detail?
...
Can you go into greater detail?
OF …?
Really?
THAT IS MY LINE.
Tell me more about yourself.
NO. YOU FREAK.
This is very interesting.
REALLY? I THOUGHT YOU WOULD GET THAT A LOT.
Does that question interest you?
NO. I AM GETTING BORED WITH YOU.
Really?
REALLY.
I'd be interested in hearing more about that.
TOO BAD.
Do you feel that is the source of your problem?
I THOUGHT COOPER WAS THE SOURCE OF MY PROBLEM.
I'd be interested in hearing more about that.
YOU TOLD ME IT WAS HIM.
I'd be interested in hearing more about that.
I BET.
Do you feel that is the source of your problem?
I DO NOT HAVE A GAMBLING PROBLEM IF THAT IS WHAT YOU ARE IMPLYING.
I'd like to hear more about this.
WHERE IS COOPER?
Tell me more about yourself.
I AM GOING TO SEND COOPER A NASTY EMAIL.
Really?
YES.
Tell me more about yourself.
I HATE YOU.
This is very interesting.
GOODBYE ALICIA.
Do you feel that is the source of your problem?