Musical Beats and Soda Pop

by ElementLegend

There are so many bad things that could happen with music or soda pop...sometimes both...And it's too bad it's an everyday occurrence for fictional characters. At the beginning, in ANs, I'll tell you what fandom we're talking about and what item or items are involved as well. Enjoy the chaos!

1. Soda Pop Suit

This poem takes place in the Ace Attorney Universe, and it involves Soda Pop. And one very frantic Phoenix. Enjoy! -ElementLegend

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Why, oh why

did you spill that stupid soda pop

on my only clean suit, Maya?!

Now, I have to go home and clean it

in exactly an hour so I won't

be late for the trial.

If I was

in a dyed-soda-orange shirt and wet

jacket, don't you know how

much Edgeworth and the Judge would

laugh at me?

It'd be unprofessional!

From now on, you don't get orange soda...