A/N: Hello readers this is my new story (one which I will hopefully finish) called Why me? It features the Akatsuki and OC He's a 16 year old boy called Clyde he's got a brown mohikan and one greyish blue eye and another greyish green eye. I hope you like this story and here we go.
Poke, poke… poke "Get the hell off me" I shouted at the annoying nuisance with me eyes still closed. "WAKE UP TOBI WANTS TO MEET THE FUNNY BOY" That ear piercing childish screech was like nails to a chalkboard. I slowly opened my eyes to see the cause of the pain and came face to face with an orange swirly lollipop. "DEIDARA-SENPAI LOOK WHAT TOBI FOUND"
"TOBI, if this is about another snail you found un. I WILL MAKE YOU INTO AR… HOLY CRAP UN"
"Shut the hell up" I said verminously the orange swirly lollipop moved back and I got up and looked round and saw that the lollipop was actually a mask with one eye hole and then there was a puff of white smoke and when the mist cleared there stood a ginger haired man with more piercings then I could count he then opened his mouth and with anger in his purple eyes he shouted.
"WHY ARE YOU TWO DISTURBING THE SLEEP OF A GOD?"
"Leader there is an intruder in the base, yeah"
"Everybody council meeting NOW, ANYONE NOT THERE GETS TO BABY SIT TOBI FOR A YEAR OF THERE MISRABLE LIFE. Deidara bring the intruder to the council room"
Then I felt something hit the back of my head, I fell to my knees and then there was black.
A/N: I know its crap but it's only the beginning the next chapter should be a lot more interesting
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Peace out
The Samahada