"Till our lips were on the verge of touching."

ZAP! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

LILY JUMPED BACK WITH ASTONISHED FRIGHT AND STARED AT JAMES. "DID YOU FEEL THAT?" SHE GASPED. "IT WAS LIKE AN ELECTRIC SHOCK!"

JAMES RAISED AN EYEBROW; HE CLEARLY DID NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT ELECTRICITY WAS, BUT LAUGHED NONETHELESS. "SORRY LILY, I WAS EATING TOO MANY ZAPPOS."

THEN HE SPAT HIS ZAPPO INTO HER MOUTH AND IT SEEMED TO ERUPT WITH A HUGE 'ZAP! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !'

SHE ZAPPED SO MUCH THAT SHE FLEW UP IN THE AIR AND GOT ELECTRIFIED, HER HAIR STICKING UP SO HIGH AND SHAKING SO MUCH THAT IT LOOKED LIKE FLAMES. JAMES LAUGHED, AND LILY DIED. "OOPS," HE SAID, AFTER An AWKWARD MOMENT.

THEN TEN MINUTES LATER, HE CRIED BECAUSE HE REALISED WHAT HE HAD DONE. HE KNELT OVER LILY'S DEAD BODY AND HAD A SAD FACE. BUT ALAS, IT WAS TOO LATE.

LILY WAS DEAD! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !