Scout: Hey what sup everyone?
The Scout puts his bat down on a table in the intelligence room next to Heavy.
Heavy: Hello little man!
Scout: Whats up knucklehead?
Spy: Oh, hello Scout, you were on time for the meeting.
Scout: I see.
Soilder: Sit everyone.
Every takes a seat in a chair at the planning room.
Soilder: Ok men there is a thunderstorm outside so we wont be able to fight today.
Medic: But we do at ze sawmill!
Soilder: But its thundering.
Engineer: True.
Demmoman: Wait what we talkin' bout?
Soilder: Demoman...
Demoman: Ey.
The Demoman takes a chug of beer and throws the bottle at the window.
Soilder: Clean that up!
Demoman: Later.
The Demoman runs in the other room and drinks.
Soilder: Anyways Scout you clean that up after.
Scout: Oh come on!
Soilder: Ok so, i have done some research and i know today is the day that the worlds line up and collide.
Scout: You really belive those myths that those idiots show you on tv.
Soilder: You never know son.
Pyro: Mpph.
Spy: He said he saw black figures outside.
Soilder: What?
Soilder looks outside and sees two people fighting.
Scout: That figure is familiar...
Spy: It couldnt be one of us?
Soilder: Well we have to go see come on.
A loud thunder hits the ground next to the person and the guy runs away with the person on the ground.
Scout: Wait wheres Lady?
(If you dont know im writing a fanfic where they meet this girl named Lady and she joins the team)
Soilder: I dont know but lets go out and see what that thingy is!
*Outside of the base*
Soilder: Hello? Anyone?
Heavy: Look Soilder!
Heavy points to a body fainted on the ground.
Soilder: That must be the person who that guy tackled.
Demoman: Ey, its dead.
Demoman goes in the base in a drunk way.
Medic: Lets get zis body inside i will fix it.
The Heavy, Soilder, Medic and Pyro bring the body in.
*Inside the base*
Medic: Time for ze test!
Medic puts a board over the body.
Spy: So what is this for?
Medic: To see if it is alive. Now time for ze action!
Medic starts the test and it shows the heart not beating.
Heavy: So its dead body?
Medic: I guess so. Wait a second!
The heart on the test starts beating.
Medic: ZITS NOT DEAD!
Scout: What?
The body moves slowly on the bed.
Engineer: Well what are you waiting for? Turn on the light so we can see what it is!
Medic: Ok.
Medic turns on the light and the body is Lady.
Scout: Lady!
Lady: What? Where am i?
Soilder: Your in our fighting base.
Lady: I wasnt here before? I was in my car.
Spy: Well that is weird.
Medic: How did you end up here?
Lady: I dont know! All i remember is men tackling me and trying to kill me.
Scout: What did they look like?
Lady: I dont remember!
Soilder: Wait Lady...
Lady: Yes?
Soilder: Why is there a sun on your wrist.
Lady: What?
Lady looks at her wrist and sees a sun.
Scout: What does that mean!
Lady: I dont know why they would draw it.
Soilder: Wait Medic look that up.
Medic: Well in my book it says caused by a unkown species or vampires which is a myth.
Soilder: Vampires? Yeah right.
Thunder strikes and they look outside and see a guy with fangs.
Engineer: Well what is that out there!
Heavy: That does look like a vampire!
Scout rolls up window and the vampire leaps for Scout.
Scout: AHHHH!
Scout closes the window and the vampire hits the screen and everyone could see his fangs.
Soilder: That is a vampire!
Lady: So im a vampire?!
Soilder: Afraid so.
Lady: But vampires are scary...
Soilder: Lady open your mouth.
Lady: Why?
Soilder: Just do it!
Lady: Ok then.
Lady opens her mouth and Soilder sees fangs.
Soilder: Yep you are a vampire.
Lady: Oh no what am i gonna do!
Soilder: Well... As long as you dont suck our bloods we will protect you.
Scout: Ill be right by your side.
Lady: Thanks guys but really im freaked out right now!
Medic: Maybe there is one way...