Before you read this, please note that I don't really go by the book... and to understand what my story is about, you should probably read the book first. Thanks and please review!

'Harry! What the hell are you staring at?' Ron Weasley, a year six student at Hogwarts, school of wizardry and witchcraft, barked at his friend, Harry Potter, who was staring blankly out of the frosted window of the Hogwarts Express.

Snapping out of his trance-like state, Harry quickly muttered a 'nothing' back to Ron.

'Have you seen Hermione?' Ron asked, looking around. 'I could have sworn I saw her just now..." Harry shook his head.

Suddenly, Hermione barged into their train compartment. 'Guess who's our new Defense Against Dark Arts teacher?" Hermione yelled at the top of her voice.

'Who?" Harry asked. 'VIKTOR KRUM!!!!!' Hermione screamed in a high-pitched voice.

'WHAT?' Harry and Ron yelled in unison. 'How is that possible? Isn't he just all quidditch and nothing else?' Ron said, staring at Hermione. Annoyed, Hermione shot Ron a sharp look.

'Well, he got tired of quidditch after an unusually rough player knocked him off his broom and he fell from the sky and ended up in hospital for 3 months. So he decided to take a break from quidditch and took up the teaching post! And at the same time, get near me too... I must say, he really built up a lot over the year and boy, he is HOT!' Hermione explained.

'Are you sure there is anything in his brain to teach us?' Ron said bluntly. 'Besides, I doubt that we would understand his English.' Hermione rolled her eyes.

'Don't worry Ron. He took up a course on that and he can speak proper English now.' Hermione said with a trail of annoyance in her voice.

Just then, Ginny Weasley, Ron's younger sister, came barging in too. (What's going on with this world? Can't I just enjoy five minutes of peace without an idiot barging in my compartment?)

'Oh my god! Did you see Draco Malfoy?' Ginny said, face flushed. 'He's had an extreme makeover, and he's to die for!'

'He's coming this way!' Hermione announced. Just then, Draco poked his head in the compartment. ('Bloody!')

'Have you seen the group of Durmstrang pupils?' Draco asked, looking thoroughly annoyed and agitated. Ginny was right. Malfoy had gone through a makeover and he looked, well, different.