Hey there avid readers or just bored people, this here is my first story about obviously taken from the title. Here's where Deadpool meets the fanfiction universe and the first up to meet is RWBY. Yeah...this is gonna be...different.
There's going to be spoilers obviously.
Deadpool is talking in "" or otherwise indicated, same for yellow caption box is ().
Disclaimer: Like hell I'm creator or owner of Deadpool or RWBY.
The story begins with a certain famed antihero sitting in his apartment from his official game. He sits -
"Woah! Woah! Woah! Seriously is this the best opening line you can start with?"
No Deadpool don't interrupt or critic me when I'm narrating the prologue; you're suppose to do that in the first chapter or when I formally introduce you.
[Actually since this is our fanfiction, we're allowed commentate on anything especially your faults]
! White Caption box from Deadpool vol 3 - 12, you're here too?!
(Of course he's here. Why wouldn't he be here fanboy!)
"That's right, just because he got absorbed by Madcap, SPOILER ALERT! Doesn't mean he's restricted to unofficial fanfiction or whatever the hell this story is classified as."
[It feels good to be back amongst familiar minds, even if it's temporarily in fanfiction of all things.]
(Oh yeah! The unholy mental trinity is back to together again!)
NO! WAIT! HANG ON! The three of you guys are seriously going to take up too many lines! Deadpool's lines alone are undoubtedly going take up a third of any chapter. The both of you caption boxes can't run wild as you normally please! ESPECIALLY in fanfiction!
"Nuh-uh! its been awhile since I've had this guy in my head. If anything he's narrating and YOU fanboy writer are just gonna be the typing monkey."
[While I wouldn't normally argue the hierarchical positions in fanfiction. This is fanfiction.]
(HUH?! I'm Deadpool! I decide what's best for the fans.)
"YEEEAAAAH! You tell them buddy!"
EEEEENOOUUGH! E-FUCKING-NOUGH! 15 lines into the story and already the prologue is not a prologue and the readers are losing patience while wondering where the hell is the story going! Deadpool will continue on as he normally is with media appearances and the occasional 4th wall breaks, but you two are only in when one-liners are required or Deadpool has to talk to you!
"Whoa! There fanboy who's username is also an accurate description of his place in the world. This may be a crossover but the protagonist is meee! I don't need you when I've got hundreds of other writers, both marvel and non-, to write this. You're only writing this cause you saw RWBY vol 3 episode 12 and my film on the same day."
(YEAH! It only took you a couple of days to "get inspired" to do this AND a 12 hour wait period for new users)
[Uhhh guys? I really don't think its a good idea to antagonize the writer of this story, who's also our fan.]
"Pffft. What's he gonna do to us when we exist on a metaphysical plane of Hollywood, games, comics and social existence that's vastly beyond him."
...
[Aaaand that there is a red flag raised.]
Wade Winston Wilson plus yellow caption box. This is gonna go one of two ways. Either you lot behave respectively to the story and the prologue continues off with whatever left of it or...
"OOOORRRR what you'll get flame mail in your inbox! Uh oh too late!"
OOORRR I bring in psychoanalysis discussions of your lotion scene with Cable, Weasel, Iron Fist and Luke Cage from YOUR official fan forums
["Our moronic hero is seen sitting in his armchair scented of texmex and other bodily smells from what he wishes was sexual encounters."]
Ohh, not to mention with your announcement of your sequel with Cable, while there are considerable candidates to portray him. cable is a time traveler so I wonder who should play as the roles of young summers and you. Maybe we can ask the fangirls of twilight?
("He holds a cracked and bloody tablet found from up his ass during his last adventures.")
"And as he stares deeply and finger pointing typing into his tablet, he says, 'Shit the WiFi signal from Starbucks isn't strong enough. Figures that they want trap you in there.'"
*slow deep inhale & exhale*...Our complicated hero is none other than Deadpool the 'Merc with a mouth' who both surprisingly and not-, decided to post cynical comments all over wolverine's related fanfiction.
"Hahaha that furry midget is so overrated, so what if he appears in 7 films featuring him and the other x-men, my film has been out only for six days {directed tone towards readers} and has reached 5 times its budget."
(And that's the reason why you been spamming the comments section of the x-men's stories with "God hates Wolverine.")
"Somebody's got to remind everybody who's solo film was terrible, while yours truly is awesome."
Deadpool rests the tablet on his lap while reaching for stale Mexican hotpockets with his right hand, while his left gets him his 69 shot of espresso coffee. As he attempts to reach for both, inexplicably the Infinity Gem of Reality falls from the ceiling and lands right on top of the tablet touching the fanfiction logo and an google ad for RWBY merchandise. A mass of spectrum light begins to radiate from the gem.
"...Seriously?"
(...Seriously?)
[...Seriously?]
YOU GUYS took up most of the prologue with your lines. Now the prologue will come to an end and YOU THREE will wrap it it up accordingly, NOT argue or else I'll buy and watch a blu-ray of Wolverine Origins and write a fanfic about that instead.
[...This can't be a good sign of things to come.]
(AHHH! WE'RE BEING SUCKED INTO THE INTERNET THROUGH CHEESY CLICHES!)
"THIS IS STILL BETTER THAN FANTASTIC FOUR OF 2015!"
Across the multiverse of fanfiction, the waves of power press against characters of all media, all their eyes widening to the presence of power suddenly passing through them.
The scene cuts to four particular heroines scattered across a city called Vale and unlike those who merely stood in wonder of what they felt; these young huntresses suddenly feel an inexplicable chill down their spines.
Okay the prologue was... sort of a success.
I hope you all enjoy this attempt at a first.
Be sure to let me know what's your feedback on this.
...Or just send cease-and-desist mail; that'll work too