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Thursdays are awkward.
This Thursday, however, was going swimmingly until a certain So Random star bumped into a certain Mackenzie Falls star in the hallways of Condor Studios.
They greet as politely as necessary, and the conversation is almost over. But Sonny, being Sonny, brings up her latest endevour that she's thinking of calling 'Camping with Celebrities'.
Chad, being Chad, quickly responds, "Lame," before Sonny hits him in the arm.
"You know what, Chad? You'd-"
"Sonny, I'd really love to say that I care. Really." He says, annoyed, "But I don't."
"You are such a... a..." She starts, fuming.
"Spit it out," he says, "Us serious actors actually have things to do besides listen to how others feel about us."
She glares at him, "Alright Chad, I'll let you go back to terrorizing your viewers."
"I'm sorry, I thought you just said 'terrorizing'?"
Unphased, Sonny stares back at him, arms crossed, "That's because I did."
"Oh, no no." He spits angriliy, "No. No one, especially not some Random, insults my show and gets away with it!"
"Really, Chad? Really?" She smirks, "And what are you going to do?"
"I'll... think of something! And when I do, it won't be pretty!"
"Oh, I'm so scared!"
"Yeah, well, you should be! Just wait. CDC is quite the mastermind when he wants to be!"
"You know, you sound stupid when you refer to yourself in the first person," she says, taunting him.
Furious, Chad shouts, "Are we done?"
"Oh, we're so done!"
"I hate you."
"I hate you more!" Sonny retorts.
"Not possible."
"Oh, it is. You have zero redeeming qualities."
"You're... not funny!"
She gasps, "You're... ugly!"
He steps closer, "Take that back."
She glares up at him, "No."
They're both about halfway between wanting to kiss and wanting to slap the other.
"Take it back," he warns.
"No."
"I'm beautiful."
"Are not."
"Am too."
"You're Hideous!"
"Handsome!"
"Horrid!"
"Hot!"
Their faces are only inches apart, and they're both fuming.
"Loathesome!"
"Lovely!"
"Sickening!"
"Stunning!"
"Revol—"
Suddenly, Chad kisses her, hard.
She pulls away, "—ting"
He smirks, "I'm ravishing and we both know it."
She glares at him for a second, "This stays between us?"
"Fine." He tries to kiss her again.
Stopping him, she says, "Fine."
"Good."
"Good," she turns to leave, but he pulls her into one more kiss.
She pushes him away after a moment, gives him a look, then walks away.
When she's around the corner, she smiles a secret smile and knows that he's doing the same.
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