The young Water Pokémon was sent flying straight into the air, screaming her lungs off

The young Water Pokémon was sent flying straight into the air, screaming her lungs off. "AZURILL!!" she screamed. Translation: HELP ME!! She was flying because Groudon, the legendary Ground-type Pokémon of the Hoenn region who looked like a red lizard, had tried to think of something to get Kyogre's, another legendary Pokémon of the Hoenn region who looked like an orca, attention so he could proclaim his love to her.

The Azurill kept soaring, higher and higher until BOING! "What the heck?" a giant psychic purple feline inquired as he placed his 3 finger paws around the small water Pokémon, catching her. "How did a young one like you get up here?" he asked. Azurill quickly explained what had happened moments before as Mewtwo conjured a small water tank so the blue Pokémon could stay hydrated. "Sounds like something those Hoenn Legendaries would do; don't worry, we'll get you back down saf-"

"HEY! MEWTWO! WAZUP??" a robot-like voice rang out

"Dear sweet Arceus, no… " Mewtwo muttered as one of the Deoxys that had traveled to Earth once, showed up right next to him. "Deoxys, your sister is not here right now, if that's what you're here for."

"Nope! I was looking for someone to play with, and you're the closest to get to!" he 'grinned' as he explained his reason for coming.

"Lovely…listen, I'm going to go to Arceus to see if she can just keep an eye on this young one, since you're-"

"Oh I can take care of this little girl! It'll be lots of fun; we'll stay up telling scary stories and eat tons of ice cream and lots of other stuffs!" Deoxys said, quickly taking the tank. "PWEASE??" Out of all the legendaries, he was probably the youngest and most childlike of them all, not including Manaphy, who has grown up since the Temple of the Sea incident.

"I don't-"

"I SAID LET ME HAVE HER!" Deoxys said, menacingly, making Mewtwo back away a few meters from the space like Pokémon.

"…Fine, but I'm coming with to make sure that you both don't get into too much trouble…" Mewtwo sighed, finally.

"Yays! We're going to go back in time and see lots of cool stuff!"

"Azurill? –Wasn't that Celibi's job?-" the water Pokémon asked.

"Oh so only one Pokémon in the entire universe is allowed to have time traveling powers?? You guys su-"

"CHILD PRESENT!" Mewtwo interrupted, stopping the angry alien Pokémon from crossing the age rating of the story.

"Darn…well, let's get going! To the past that is…ancient-y! And we'll be back before the kid's parents noticed; how do you think I was managed not to get in trouble with my folks?" Deoxys announced as he teleported the trio to an unknown year.