Zdood Presents:
Sailor Moon: Bittersweet Treats
AN: First ever Disgaea and SM crossover! Please note that the main cross will be with the Disgaea spinoff game, "Prinny: Can I Really be the Hero?" rather than a mainstream game. Don't worry too much if you don't know the characters or series, though- you can just look this stuff up somewhere. Or you can read the character intros I plan on doing for the Disgaea cast at the bottom of each chapter (I don't think the SM crew really needs intros). Either way.
Disclaimer: I don't own this stuff. Obviously.
Prologue: A New Enemy
The Netherworld.
A dark and dank place filled with vicious, blood thirsty demons far worse than any youma could ever hope to be. Or so they want you to think- most demons' idea of evil would be something along the lines of poking a poodle or something.
In any case, despite being "evil," even demons enjoy sweets… and the one who provides these confections is the Demon Lord Sir Sweet, who lives in the appropriately named "Sweet Castle."… But don't let the name fool you. It's anything BUT sweet….
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In the middle of a desert with sands blacker than the darkest night, there was a castle. This castle was surrounded by many large stone hands grasping for the castle's pinnacle. And the castle itself looked just plain sinister.
This castle… was Sweet Castle.
Inside, at its dark pinnacle known as "Sweet Garden" sat its lord, Sir Sweet (1). He had been pondering the recent failure of his bid to make the ultimate candy, the "G-Sweet." Apparently the Prinnies(2) he had been trying to use as ingredients were the wrong group to mess with. But he had not given up. He merely had to rethink his plans a bit.
And he had just come up with a wonderful idea. A wonderfully, delightfully evil idea. He smiled. His plan? To do research on some other worlds and see if he could find any viable ingredients for the ultimate confection. And so he set his orc minions(3) to work.
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He had found it. The perfect world! According to his calculations… perhaps the potential ingredients here could be far better than any brew of Prinnies. And that "Silver Crystal" thing sounded interesting, as well….
Sir Sweet made his decision. He would gather up his soldiers (and some hired help for good measure), then initiate his plans. The G-Sweet would rise again!
His target? Why, Japan, of course!... Specifically, one "Juuban District" in Japan….
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Notes
(1)Character Intro: Sir Sweet
First Appearance: The game "Prinny: Can I Really be the Hero?" for the PSP, main antagonist.
Species: Orc? Nether Noble? Eh, maybe a mix. Let's just say pig/boar demon.
Appearance: Purple skin color, about human sized, two decent sized tusks protruding from his mouth. Blue cape/cloak with white symbols on it, two black shoulder guards shaped like elongated skulls. White crown on his head. Carries around a scepter with what appears to be an ice cream swirl on top.
Personality: Flamboyant to the point of possibly being homosexual (no offense intended). Can be quite sinister and sneaky. Really, REALLY enjoys sweet stuff.
(2)Prinnies are demonic penguins with sinful human souls sealed in them. They work in the Netherworld to atone for their sins before reincarnating. Usually treated like dirt by other demons. Apparently, Sir Sweet once attempted to make the G-Sweet with them as ingredients, with the logic of some obscure saying that went "This tastes so good it SHOULD be a sin," and since Prinnies are sinful souls in a penguin body… you do the math. Have a verbal tic wherein they tack "dood" onto their sentences.
(3)Orcs are pig/boar demons. They're rather short, and wear helmets. The weapons they carry vary widely. Some have a verbal tic wherein they sound like… well, pigs. You know, snorting and grunting and whatnot.
Well, that was the prologue. Don't worry- future chapters will be longer. Now, be good readers and review, please!