Author's Note: Here's my first Oneshot R&R please and tell me if it's good or not. I might make a sequal but Idk, I guess we will have to wait and see. Also I updated my story Your Burning My Light. So check that out!


I looked down at the blonde next to me she was hot. Brown eyed, blonde hair, and small. She was probably about twenty and maybe if she would wake up we could have round, I don't know 60? I lightly pushed her shoulder and I saw her eyes struck open and look at me.

"Where am I" She asked with a soft voice stretching.

"Paradise."

"And where might that be?"

"John Cena's hotel room." I replied with a smirk.

I slowly moved over and started to kiss her neck, behind her ear and her collar bone. I could hear her soft moans and proceeded. I moved lower and kissed her breasts, biting and pinching them too. Then I kissed my way down to her navel and dipped my tongue in it then blow on it. I got to her hot spot and decide to tease and make her beg.

"What do you want?" I asked looking up at her.

Now Brittney wasn't one for foreplay or begging, but she was horny and the Dr. of Thuganomics was here and wanting the same thing she did, so she played along like a good girl, but in her own way.

"What'd yea got?" She answer with a smile and a eyebrow raise.

"Well we have a variety of Cena goodness, like licking, sucking, biting, and yes even pinching so chose wisely." I replied with a weird voice as if I was trying to sell something.

"Umm, let me think… I don't know maybe… biting?, no pinching?, no way. How about you surprise me?" She said.

I decide to lick her a couple times and then I inserted a finger then two then three all the while she's moaning, John… oh, right there, oh god! And grabbing my shoulders cause fyi I have like no hair. I go faster and faster as she climaxes and I take my fingers out… wet. I lick them each and crawl up to her. Placing a few soft kisses to her lips, I slowly enter her letting her get used to my size before getting a stead rhythm.

Uh, ohm… John, Right there faster. Uh yeah harder.

I can hear her moan. I feel my climax coming on and when it does I let a low moan escape my lips and close my eyes, hers comes shortly after as she claws my back and moans my name loader and loader.

John! John! Oh god. John!

She grips my shoulders and let's more moans escape, arches her back off the bed, and rolls her head back closing her eyes violently and comes. I stay in her for a moment then slowly lay next to her. I look at her, watching as she catches her breath. She looks at me and I can't help but smile. There's a knock on the door and I tell her she needs to get dressed and leave, for some weird reason I don't want her to go but I know she has to. I watch as she pulls her pink boy shorts panties on and then a matching pink bra, then a blue top, blue jean short shorts, and brown high heels. She looks over at me noticing my staring.

"Shouldn't you get the door?" She asks giggling.

"Oh, Yeah." I reply blushing.

"You can get washed up in the bathroom while I'm talking to the person at the door, k?" I said.

"Perfect." She answers and walks into the bathroom and shuts the door.

I walk to the door and open it. It's none other then my best friend Randy Orton.

"Was up man?" I ask slapping his hand.

"Nothing, just wanted to know if you wanted to go to the gym with me and the boys?"

"Yeah, I'll meet you at the gym in an hour or so. Bye." I said as I close the door firmly, I turn around and notice her walk out the bathroom with fresh make up on and her hair brushed.

She walks up to me and lightly kisses my lips, smiles and goes out the door. I watch her go thinking I hope to see her again and to get ready to go to the gym.