Treasures of Memoria

Welcome to Memoria! See all this glittering crap? It's treasure, you fools! And it's all mine!! HA! ...by the way, I AM KUJA!! PREPARE TO DIE!!

Kilik knocks Astaroth off the arena for a Ring Out.

"Take that, boss!!" Zidane shouts as he wins his 46th game of Soul Calibur II against Baku.

"Damn, you are good!" Baku says as he puts his controller down. "Even Blank couldn't beat you with Link!"

The rest of the party walks in.

"Hey! Memoria has appeared again! Above the Iifa Tree! Could this be Kuja's work?" Dagger says.

"What!? That's cool! Is there any treasure!?" Zidane shouts.

"Oh yes, lots of it. But no one's been able to get near it so far and... Zidane..? Where's... where'd he go?" Garnet says as she notices Zidane has mysteriously disappeared.

"That was fast!" Eiko exclaims. "Hey, I'll take you on, Blank!!" Eiko picks up a controller and chooses Talim.

"You're on!!" Blank says as he chooses Assassin.

At Memoria, Zidane has spotted the treasures... along with Kuja hovering above them.

"You want these treasures?" Kuja asks darkly.

"Yeah! Hand 'em over!" Zidane commands.

"Not yet! First, you must pass the test!" Kuja explains as he opens a large silver temple.

"What test!?" Zidane asks impatiently. Just then, Dagger, Steiner, and Vivi run in.

"Just as I thought! It is Kuja!" Steiner says as he pulls out his sword.

"Steiner you fool... you realize "pull out your sword" sounds so wrong, do you?" Kuja says darkly as he secretly prepares a Flare Star.

"Silence!" Steiner yells as he charges at Kuja. Kuja sends Steiner flying with Flare Star. Dagger tries to summon Bahamut but fails.

"What!? Why isn't Bahamut coming!?" she asks, enraged. Kuja had put up an Eidolon-blocking forcefield around Memoria. Summon magic does not work.

"Oh, and since Steiner is defeated, you'll have to choose someone else." Kuja explains.

Freya drops from the sky, slamming Kuja into the ground. "Did I miss anything?" she asks as Kuja gets up.

"Now you all die!!" Kuja yells insanely as he lets loose another Flare Star. The magic is sucked up up Fenrir somehow. "What!? An Eidolon!?" he says as he is knocked back by the force of "Millenial Decay".

"No, Kuja... you die now!" Eiko says as she calls off Fenrir. "Is everyone all right?"

"Yeah.. where's Kuja!?" Zidane yells.

"I finished him! Shouldn't you be thankin' me!?" Eiko demands.

"Yeah, thanks... anyway, let's get this treasure to the Invincible!" Zidane says as he starts collecting the treasures.

"...Whatever." Eiko says dejectedly.

"The Tower", "Masamune", "Murasame", "Save The Queen", "Lindblum Fried Chocobo coupon book", "Soul Calibur", "Great Fairy Sword", "badly damaged Cait Sith", "Pokeball", "Ultra Ball", "Master Ball", "GBA Action Replay", "Queen's Guard", and 1827993948 Gil.

"The Treasures Of Memoria."

"Let's go!" Zidane commands as everyone goes back to Invincible. They store the treasure in Alexandria's Treasury, built by Baku and Tantalus. Then they have a huge party! Soul Calibur II and Smash Bros. Melee!! Ah, what the hell, NHL Hitz!!

And so this is...

The End.

Where's the Giant Pikachu?