EllaOFZelda: Welcome to my story!
Jeff: Welcome!
EJ: Welcome!
Sally: Welcome!
Masky: Are we trying to act like Ouran High school Host Club?
EllaOfZelda: Right, sorry. Continue on!
Ticci Toby: I swear, this author is going to be the death of us.
=========================================== Ch. 1 ========================================================
All of the creepypastas were enjoying sleeping in one Saturday. Not a creature was stirred, not even a mouse. That is, except Slenderman. All the creepypsastas were in their rooms in the mansion. They were all probably having good, nice dreams. Dreams about killing people, dreams of a creepypasta. Everyone was happy until Slender man came.
"ALRIIIGHT DUCKIES! TIME TO GEEET UP!" Slenderman yelled, banging pots and prancing around on the fifth floor, where everyone slept.
Eyeless Jack sprang up in bed, just to be met by a wooden bar. He had forgotten he was on a bottom bunk under Jeff.
"DANG IT." He exclaimed, rubbing his head. Jeff laughed.
"Well that's your fault." He joked. EJ shot him a glare, making Jeff laugh again.
Most of the creepypastas were out of their rooms by then and had walked out into the hallway. Dark Link and Ben Drowned seemed to be having a very serious discussion over what video games were better. Clock work was brushing her hair and glaring at everyone. Ticci Toby had had to drag Masky and Hoodie out of bed. He was currently yelling at them about the importance of getting up so you can eat waffles. Laughing Jack, Lost Silver, and Sally were talking about dolls. So mature.
EJ and Jeff soon came out also, greeting everyone with tired laughs and mumbled good mornings. Everyone was still in their pajamas meaning no one had even showered or gotten dressed yet.
"Alright, duckies. Looks like everyone is here, which is good. Good morning! I would like for everyone to get showered then meet me downstairs in two hours. Stat." Slenderman said.
Everyone mumbled their okays and went to get towels to shower with. EJ noticed that Jeff had already gotten a towel for him. He muttered 'thanks' and went down the hallway to the bathroom to get in line for a shower. He was late. Clockwork, Sally, Toby, Ben, and Dark Link were already in line. Toby and Clockwork were talking about something involving organs. Sally was playing with a rag doll and Ben and Dark were arguing.
"I should get to shower before you!" Dark exclaimed.
"No, you shouldn't." Ben replied.
"But you take hours to wash your hair, and you don't even use water!" Dark cried. Ben just scoffed at that and flipped his hair.
"Its not like its my fault I have and irrational fear of water!" Ben said.
"Umm, yeah it is." Dark replied.
EJ just ignored them and got in line to use the bathroom. Everyone was still a little tired and grouchy from getting up. Jack didn't have his mask on, either. Soon Jeff came behind him to line up.
"How`s it going?" He asked.
"Bleh. Still tired," EJ said with a yawn.
"Yeah, why cant Slendy just let us sleep in past seven for just one day? Is that too much to ask?!" Jeff cried.
"I guess so..." EJ trailed off.
The conversation pretty much ended there. What seemed like hours was only minutes till Ben came out of the bathroom. His hair was clean but he wasn't wet at all. He didn't even have a towel.
"How does he do it..." EJ wondered out loud.
"I don't know. Maybe he uses saw dust or something and combs it through his hair." Jeff suggested.
EJ shivered. "Ew. No." He said with distaste.
Jeff laughed hysterically. "Ha, says the kid who eats kidneys." He poked EJ in the stomach. EJ glared at him.
In a few minutes Dark came out and walked down the hallway. EJ ran into the bathroom.
"FINALLY." He shouted and got in the shower.
===============Time Skip==================
By now everyone had showered and gotten dressed. They all made it downstairs just in time. Slendy was sitting at their immense table reading a newspaper. He told them all they could make some breakfast before discussing today's plans. Toby ran to the fridge and grabbed to last box of waffles. He held them up in victory and cheered. Dark and Ben were fighting over the last bowl of Trix. Clockwork was helping sally make toast while chatting with Laughing Jack and Lost silver.
"Toby, you can share the waffles!" Masky yelled.
"No. I want them." Toby said, pulling his plate of waffles closer to himself.
"Come on, just let us each have at least one!" Hoodie said, Masky nodding in agreement.
"No, they are MY waffles. I went to the fridge and a got them and I made them. If you want some, go get your own waffles." Toby huffed.
Masky and Hoodie facepalmed, knowing there were actually no waffles left. They came up with a plan and decided to test it out. Masky turned to Ticci Toby.
"Look, Toby. If you can eat all of those waffles me and Hoodie will personally drive you to the store and get some more." He said.
"Sooo... If I eat waffles, I get more waffles?" Toby asked.
"Yes." Hoodie said. Him and Masky knew that Toby couldn't eat twelve whole waffles. That was way too many.
"Okay!" Toby said excited and began to eat his waffles while Masky and Hoodie watched intensely, making sure he didn't cheat. Meanwhile, Dark and Ben were wrestling over the box of Trix.
"They're MINE!" Ben yelled, managing to snatch the box out of Dark's hands. They were running around the counter island in the middle of the kitchen. They had already managed to drop five glasses and drop two vases. Dark was not happy that Ben had gotten the box and decided to take Ben's 3Ds, which evolved into a full-blown battle.
Clockwork had finished making Sally's peanut butter toast and talked to LJ and Lost Silver while Sally ate. They were talking about something along the lines of would they kill Donald Trump. LJ and Clockwork seemed in agreement on 'yes', while LS was still unsure.
EJ was at the stove preparing to make his breakfast with Jeff standing next to him.
"How do you eat your kidneys? Do you just like, cook them? Or do you like, add spices." Jeff questioned.
"Well, all I really do is cook them till they aren't raw, then salt them." He said plainly, as if telling someone how one eats kidneys was just a normal dinner table conversation.
"Oh." Jeff said as he watched closely as EJ went to the fridge and grabbed a bag with dark red liquid in it and two red lumps. EJ pulled the kidneys out of the bag and plopped them on the stove. A few minutes later he took them off after flipping them and letting them cook on a different side. He put them on a glass plate he pulled from the cupboard above him and slightly sprinkled salt on them.
EJ turned to Jeff. "Do you want to try one?" He asked. He normally didn't ask everyone else this, since most of the creepypastas weren't exactly cannibals. But, knowing Jeff was kind of one, he asked him.
"Uh...sure." Jeff agreed. He walked over to the plate and picked up a fork and knife. He gently cut into one, watching a little red liquid ooze out. He cut off a piece and put it in his mouth. EJ watched closely, wondering how he would react. Jeff chewed the organ. Its not like it tasted bad to him, it was just a weird taste. Neither amazing nor horrible. It met somewhere in between. Jeff swallowed and looked at EJ.
"It was okay." He said.
"Really? I thought you would hate it. After all, most people do." Jack said. He grabbed the plate and finished off the remains.
After that it seemed like everyone had mostly eaten, except for Dark and Ben, whose war ended up in the box of Trix exploding all over the floor and no one eating them. Toby surprisingly finished all of the waffles, leaving Masky and Hoodie looking forward to a shopping trip later. Sally had secretly fed Smile dog the rest of her toast when Clockwork wan't looking. Laughing jack and Lost silver didn't really need to eat, so they just went and sat down at the table.
EJ had cleaned up his mess and him and Jeff went and sat down with everyone else. Dark and Ben were sitting next to each other and were yet again bickering.
"It was your fault, ya pipsqueak!" Dark yelled.
"Who are you calling 'pipsqueak', shorty?" Ben exclaimed back.
"I am not short!" Dark snapped back.
Although it seems like they are always bickering, they really love and respect each other as friends. Just then Slenderman cleared his throat, the sign for everyone to 'shut up'. He put down the newspaper he was reading as everyone quieted down.
"I have a few assignments for all of you, and one special announcement later. But first before that, lets do the missions. My proxy crew, Toby, Masky, and Hoodie. I have two assignments for you. you need to kill two boys. one by the name of Ezra Krepes, and the other Edward Livestrong. " Slenderman said, looking at the three.
"Yes sir." They all said.
"And, for our big announcement.." Slendy's eyes swept over to Jeff. "We have someone coming to the mansion." Everyone uproared at that. No one new comes to the mansion. Ever.
"Quiet, quiet please duckies!" Slenderman clapped three times. "The newcomer is not a human, it is Jeff's brother. Liu Woods, or otherwise known by his stage name, Homocidal Liu, said that he would come here today and possibly stay." Slendy finished.
That left everyone in a dead silence. (A/N: Pun not intended ._.) Nobody at the house except Jeff and Slenderman himself have met Liu. They didn't know what to expect.
"Okay, I`m excited to see him. I haven't seen him in..." Jeff trailed off. "Seven years." He said. Small tears welled up I his eyes put he pushed them away, making sure no one noticed.
"Okay then. That is all for today. Oh and don't kill those two boys till later tonight, Okay?" Slenderman asked masky.
"Yes sir." Masky said.
"Aww, but what if Liu comes over when we're are on our hunt? I really want to meet him!" Toby yelled.
"It'll be fine. Besides, Liu said he wouldn't be over here till about one to two a.m." Slendy said.
Toby pumped his fists in the air and whooted. "YAYYYYY!" Masky and Hoodie facepalmed.
EJ walked over to Jeff to make sure he was okay. "Hey, are you okay with Liu coming over? You look kind of pale." EJ asked.
"Nah, its fine. Its just, umm.. the last time I saw him, I...I-I uh..." Jeff gulped. "I may have tried to kill him." EJ gaped then closed his mouth.
"Well, hopefully he still isn't mad. He wouldn't have decided to come over if he still hates you, right?" EJ said.
Jeff rubbed his temples deep in thought. "Well, yeah.. I guess.." He mumbled. After the meeting and the announcement everyone went back to their daily lives and awaited their newcomers arrival. Dark and Ben went and decided to play Twilight Princess together. (A/N: A Legend of Zelda game if you did not know ._.) Sally had laid down for a nap with Lost Silver while LJ watched them. Clockwork had gone to go listen to music. EJ went and watched a few movies and played some games with Jeff.
-end of Ch.1-
EllaOfZelda: Ta-da! HA! I told you I could do it!
Ticci Toby: Whatever
EllaOfZelda: Come on, cough it up. You promised twenty bucks as your bet.
Ticci Toby: *mumbles something inaudible and gives Ella a twenty*
EllaOfZelda: Well then, what did you two think of it?
Jeff: Intense
EJ: Delicious
EllaandJeff: *Sweatdrop*
Toby: He means the kidneys.
EllaandJeff: Ohhhhhhh
Toby: Sheesh.
EllaOfZelda: Hey, don't judge, bro. Well, I will see you all next time as we see what my potato sack mind can muster up! JA!
Jeff: Potato Sack?
EjandToby: DONT ASK.
Fin.