I'm sorry, guys. I just had to do this.
It's crazy, I know. But I had to.
The strange, green-haired girl had died, it seemed. Died and left him with this bizarre ability. Many soldiers stood before him, completely still.
Lelouch Lamperouge was going to kill them all. He was about to issue the fatal command, but then he stood back. He could have fun with this. He swaggered up to the front of the platoon of soldiers.
"You guys, man. You gotta get organized! Come on. When I say we, you say suck. We."
"Suck!" the platoon of Britannian soldiers replied.
"We!"
"Suck!"
"When I say we, you say suck! We!"
"Suck!"
"WE!"
"Suck!"
"Dick!" He laughed in surprised delight, and started something else. He began to sing.
"Play that record backwards. Here's a message, yo, for the suckers. Play that record backwards and go fuck yourself!" Lelouch started to walk through the rows, looking at each soldier.
"Play that record backwards. Here's a message from... ohhhhhh, play that record backwards, and go... go... Go-go-go-go... Kill yourself! Oh, motherfucker, go kill yourself! Motherfucker, go kill yourself! Motherfucker, go kill yourself! Motherfucker, go kill... yourself."
One by one, the soldiers mechanically put their guns to their heads and pulled the triggers. Fountains of blood sprayed, and Lelouch continued to sing.
"Hate and devour the young, and the weaker ones, and don't forget the guns. You're gonna need 'em to go kill yourself!
"Hate all the people you love in a river of blood. And don't forget the guns. You're gonna need 'em to destroy... Always destroy... Always destroy... Always destroy yourself... Yourself... Yourself... Destroy yourself if you don't get what you want, now!"
Then, he started to dance gleefully through the rows of soldiers.
"Hate all the people you love in a river of blood, and don't forget to... Go-go-go-go-go-go kill yourself, oh, motherfucker, go kill yourself. Motherfucker, go kill yourself! Motherfucker, go kill... yourself.
"Hate all the people you love in a river of blood, and don't forget the guns... you're gonna need 'em to destroy! Always destroy! Always destroy! Always destroy... yourself. Destroy yourself if you don't get what you want, now!"
Almost all the soldiers were dead, but Lelouch continued to dance and sing, not noticing when the green-haired girl got up and staggered up.
"Kill yourself, because you don't get what you want! Now, kill yourself, because you don't get what you want! Now, kill yourself, because you don't get what you want! Now, kill yourself, because you don't get what you want! Now, kill yourself, because you don't get what you want! Now!"
He stopped his dance as he finally noticed the green-haired girl.
"Uh... oh, shit."
"I'm not even going to ask," she said.
Flame if you want, give praise if you want! I don't care, 'cause I'm crazy! WHEE!