Six Impossible Things
One: There is a time machine that looks like a blue police public call box.
Two: Said time machine also travels in space and is bigger on the inside.
Three: Aforementioned time and space machine is piloted by a 900 year old alien who looks 30 and has a British accent.
Four: He is also generally accompanied by at least one human companion and occasionally some not so human companions.
Five: The pilot of the time and space machine that looks like a blue police public call box cannot go anywhere without there being some sort of trouble.
Six: I am one of his companions and I am enjoying every second of it.