A/N: This story was almost nonexistent because the idea never kept straight (and I've been planning it since december began!) then once I get it mostly pinned down my laptop starts acting out...let's just hope it's not a complete train wreck….at any rate I do not own Rocky Horror the mad genius Richard O'Brien.

(me: CUE THE CHEESY CHRISTMAS MUSIC MAGENTA! TURN DOWN THE LIGHTS COLUMBIA! ENTER THE FAKE SNOW RIFFY!

them: DON'T ORDER US AROUND!

them: does tasks anyway)

A Rocky Horror Christmas!

The sun was barely peeking into the sky over the large castle outside Denton. A chill ran through one of the many bedrooms causing the auburn haired women occupying bed to shiver and try to move closer to her bedmate only to find the bed empty of anyone but herself. She peeked over the edge of the bed thinking the other woman had rolled off the bed but only found the cold hardwood floor with all it's scratches and scuffs looking back up at her. That's when she smelt it, burning, something was burning within the castle and if she could smell it then it was only a matter of time before it roused the master.

Magenta quickly scrambled out of bed and rushed down to the kitchen tying her black silk robe on the way, as she entered she heard coughing and grumbled curses. Behind a cloud of smoke stood Columbia still in her blue striped pajamas and mouse ears, in front of her on the stove was something black and burnt on a cookie sheet.

"Urg this stupid thing! I don't how Genta can cook with it!"

Magenta leaned against the door frame watching as Columbia tried to sigh only to end up coughing and waving smoke from her face unaware of the domestic.

"Don't blame the oven for your inability to cook, you probably got impatient and turned it up to high burning…"

She paused walking to the groupie's side looking at the burnt and blackened shapes on the tray, deformed trees, stars and blobs from what she could guess.

"Whatever it was you were making."

There was a tone of disgust in her voice as she poked a blackened star like shape.

"They were suppose to be Christmas cookies. I was going to decorate them and share them with you guys to kick off the Christmas week."

Magenta raised an eyebrow crossing her arms over her chest waiting for an explanation about this so called Christmas, but Columbia was to absorbed in pouting about the ruined cookies to see.

"What week?"

Collie snapped back to herself and looked at Genta as though she had 3 heads.

"Christmas! You don't know about Christmas?!"

Genta shook her head slightly intrigued by how her friend reacted, it must have been something big. Collie was shocked, she thought a moment then began explaining about everything from Santa Claus and gifts to mistletoe and carols.

"Oh and every year the people in Denton put colored lights on the outside of their houses and turn them on at night! It's amazing, there's even a little festival of lights where the whole town gathers and watches as the church nativity scene is lit...I'll have to talk to Frankie about going down to see it I just know you'd love it."

As she babbled the groupie dashed around the kitchen mixing another batch of cookie dough ignoring the flour that covered her face and pajamas and the fact that Genta had wrinkled her nose in distaste at the thought of leaving the castle. The clock in the entrance hall tolled out the morning hour and made both girls look up holding their breath slightly as they counted the tolls. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6...the sixth tole echoed through the house while a sigh filled the kitchen, if the old clock had tolled out 8 times then the pair would have found themselves in hot water because Frank would awaken and expect everyone to be up and doing their everyday tasks, Magenta silently wondered if her brother had already gone to the lab for the day.

"Hey Genta?"

Genta came out of her musings to look at the groupie standing before the oven looking at it as though it would bite her. Without waiting for Collie to say anything more she got up from the only clean spot of counter top she'd claimed and went to the oven turning the dial to the right temperature then setting an egg timer.

"Just put them in and I'll take them out while I'm making breakfast. You better go get showered and dressed, you're covered in flour."

Collie looked at herself and giggled agreeing as she held down her mouse ear hat and shook her head sending up a white puff of flour still laughing.

"I think you're right."

She turned and headed for the door pausing when Genta yelled after her.

"Don't get flour everywhere or I'll make you dust the whole castle!"

Her only response was a giggle as Collie disappeared upstairs leaving Genta to shake her head but smile slightly. Looking around the kitchen the domestic sighed until her eyes fell on the book Collie had used for the cookie recipe and smiled seeing one beside it that looked worth a try. After gathering the needed ingredients Genta went to work following the instruction in the book until she was finished, a quick taste test made her smile brightly and leave the kitchen for the lab.

Once in the lab Genta glanced around until she found her brother sitting at a paper covered desk bent over a stack of notes thicker than her arm looking half awake. Her heart sank slightly in her chest, she hated seeing her brother in such a state but it was slightly better than when she'd dress the deep gashes caused by Frank's whip when he didn't do something to the master's standards, but only slightly. She shook herself and went to his side gently setting down the mug she had been carrying in front of him as she kissed his cheek.

"Good morning darling brother."

Riff had paused in his work to examine the contents of the mug before him with a raised eyebrow that drew a smile to Genta's red lips.

"It's something new to try, don't worry I tasted it first so it's not horrible."

She let out a small squeal when her brother grabbed her waist and pulled her down into his lap keeping a hold of her silk covered hips.

"I would never doubt you my dear sister."

He kisses her cheek before taking a drink from the cup while she watched biting her lip. Knowing her brother had never had a taste for sweet things Genta had added a bit less of some ingredients in hopes of dulling down the sweetness. To her surprise her brother smiled slightly and took another drink before setting the cup aside again.

"What was that sister?"

Genta smiled kissing him for a moment moving so she was straddling his lap.

"Just something I found in a cookbook, the humans call it Hot Chocolate, it was meant to be sweeter but I remembered your not fond of sweet things so I used less of the sweet ingredients."

Riff chuckled and captured her lips in a deep kiss drawing a purr from her throat as her eyes closed, moving his lips down her jaw to her neck then back to her ear he felt her shudder as her pulse sped up.

"There is something sweet I love the taste of."

Genta chuckled breathlessly as she stood and stepped away from him smiling sadly as she held his hand.

"Later my beloved, you have my word, but right now I must go and begin the chores."

Reluctantly she squeezed his hand then walked back to the lift going back to the main floor then up to her and Collie's room. Once in the room she quickly changed into her maid's outfit and began the grueling task of applying her make-up. As she was putting on her eyeliner Collie came out of the bathroom rubbing a towel over her dripping strawberry pink hair drying it for a moment before stopping taking off the towel and looking in the wall mirror next to her.

"My roots are showing again, should I just stop dying it?"

Genta glanced at the girl out of the corner of her eye before returning to her make-up.

"If you want to, I can help you get the rest of that dye out."

Collie smiled plopping down on her crib sized bed running her fingers through her hair.

"Nah it's fading enough if I wash it a couple more times it'll come out."

She watched as her friend got up from her make-up table and went to the closet taking out a black coat with a fur collar and pulling it on.

"Where you goin'?"

Genta zipped up the coat with a heavy sigh, she didn't care for the coat but it became a necessity with earth's changing seasons so unlike her beloved planet's constant warm weather.

"I have to check on my dogs, you know if I don't master will make Riff do it and they hate anyone but me."

Collie shrugged jumping up and began rummaging through her dresser taking out a pair of panties Genta could have sworn had gone missing from her own dresser one night.

"I don't know, that one seems okay with me when I come out."

Genta thought for a moment picturing the dog in her mind, Onyx she had called him because he was all an all black German Shepherd and he did seem to like the groupie unlike his 5 brothers then again he had been the smallest in the bunch and Collie had helped look after him.

"Onyx is an exception with you anyone else they will bite."

She headed to the door pausing as she opened it and looked back.

"Oh and Collie if you're going to wear those panties you may as well wear the matching bra, it's in the top drawer."

Collie blushed slightly at being caught watching as her friend left the room. Genta hurried out of the castle and around to where the kennels were watching her breath turn into little clouds before her eyes, as she neared the dogs recognized their caretaker and began whining and barking. Smiling Genta put her hand into the kennel giggling as it was attacked with licks and wet noses.

"Hello my darlings, how is everyone? Keeping warm?"

The dogs barked jumping onto the fencing as their tails wagged, doing a head count she only found 5 dogs greeting her someone was missing. Her eyes scanned each dog and found Onyx wasn't with the others.

"Where's Onyx boys? Away from the door."

The dogs obeyed at once backing away from the door to let her in. She stepped into the kennel looking around until her eyes found the black dog lying in the corner chewing on a bone making her smile and kneel down to pet his head. After greeting each dog she stood and gave them food and new water, since the old had frozen over during the night, then left the kennel.

"I'll see you later boys, be good and keep warm."

They all barked at her like children saying "yes mommy" making her chuckle and walk back to the castle. Once inside she shed her coat and stomped snow off her boots trying to shake the chill that followed her in. She turned to put her coat on the hook unaware of someone behind her until warm hands were placed on her cheeks making her squeak surprised as she tried to whirl around only to have it prevented as arms wrapped around her.

"You were outside in the cold, it's made your cheeks a beautiful shade of red."

She relaxed and purred as her brother's words tickled her ear and his lips kissed her jaw. She loosened his arms enough to turn around and bury her face in his chest sighing thankfully at the warmth while he chuckled rubbing her arms.

"I resent this planet and it's strange cold weather, how I long to be on the moon drenched shores of our planet away from the cold and frozen white water."

Riff chuckled again looking down at her, his sister was by no means stupid in fact she was smart as a whip when she really wanted to be but her knowledge of earth and it's ways was next to none unlike himself.

"You mean the snow my dearest sister."

She nodded looking up at him then down at her boots where snow still clung to the laces and leather.

"Yes, it makes my boots wet and my stockings too, my feet are cold and wet."

Her voice had slipped into a pouting tone he was never able to refuse when they were younger. Without hesitation he lifted her into his arms and carefully set her on the table, a lamp had once sat on the little table but after a nasty fit of Frank's the lamp had broke and never been replaced, then carefully removed her boots making her smile and bite her lip watching him.

Once they were off he took her right foot in his hands and began massaging it warming it as he did, he had read once that it helped warm cold appendages after they'd been exposed to the cold but he also knew being on her feet all day made his sister's feet soar. A small moan made him look up to see his sister's eyes closed, her head tilted back, ruby lips parted slightly and her chest rising and falling a little faster than normal. This was a new reaction for him to see, he thought he knew each of the points that gave his sister pleasure but here it seemed was another one.

He smiled slightly and put a little more pressure on the underside of her foot and watched as she purred in approval. His smile turned into a smirk as his hands left her foot and moved up her legs, over her calf, and to her thigh where they paused making her open her emerald green eyes to look at him through her lashes. He leaned in close and placed his lips at her ear as his fingers crept under her skirt to tease the top most part of her leg without being where she wanted them.

"I can think of a better way to warm you my beautiful sister."

He nipped her ear making her shudder and her breath hitch in her throat, she was putty in his hands and he knew it. He smirked evilly and moved his lips down her jaw, brushed her own ruby lips, and to her neck where he bit softly at her ivory skin drawing a small whine of pleasure from her. Her arms wrapped around him drawing him closer as she arched into him her heart hammering in her chest.

Suddenly a smell dominated the entrance hall making her brother pull away and look around concerned, it took Magenta's lust hazed mind a moment a to register the smell but as soon as she did she swore loudly and scrambled off the table and passed her brother to the kitchen. As soon as she was in the room she grabbed a rag and yanked the oven open then grabbed the tray out of the oven dropping it on the stove waving smoke from her face as she coughed.

Looking at the tray the cookies were once again burnt black making her groan and throw the rag down as her hands found her hips, there went her record of not burning anything in a few weeks up in smoke. She leered at the burnt cookies as though they had personally burnt themselves before she heard the annoyingly familiar sound of Columbia's tap shoes heading for the the door. Seconds later the groupie entered the room looking at the tray on the stove crossing her arms making a bit of guilt rise in the domestic's chest.

"I got...distracted...and forgot about them."

She admitted glancing at Collie who was now looking at her, the groupie rolled her eyes moving her hands to her hips but a smile played in the corners of her mouth.

"So I see, you're missing a boot ya know. Anyway it's okay I'm goin' to town I'll just buy some then we can't burn them."

She beamed happily at her "brilliant" idea but Genta raised an eyebrow at her turning to fully face the groupie.

"Does the master know you are going?"

Collie giggled with a mischievous glint in her brown eyes.

"Nope."

She popped the "p" in the word rocking on her heels like a child waiting to be asked a certain question.

"Then how can you get the keys to the truck, he keeps them with him at all times."

With a giggle Collie held up her hand to show the mentioned keys dangling from her index finger by the ring they were on.

"Oh please he hides them in the most obvious place besides I'll be back before he wakes up."

"And if you're not?"

The groupies smile faded as Genta leered at her not harshly but in a worried way making her look down and squirm.

"Well I was kinda hopin' you could cover for me? I won't be long just say I'm out goofing off in the snow or somethin'."

Genta shook her head.

"No."

"Please Genta! He won't care as long as he doesn't know I left the grounds!"

"I said no Columbia! If I cover for you and he finds out I lied to him we will both me nursing wounds for the next week! You can wait until later to go."

Collie looked into Genta's eyes her own brimming with tears, it was rare her friend rose her voice at her only when she was about to do something very stupid or had crossed a line and this time she assumed it was both. Defeated she nodded and cast her gaze back to the floor making Genta sigh and wrap her in a tight hug.

"It's for the better Collie, besides did you not want to ask him about going into town to see the lights?"

Collie gave a weak nod against her shoulder before the words sank in and she perked up.

"Your right! Going and seeing the lights will be better than cookies anyway! I better go put these back."

She smiled wide again as Genta removed her arms then watched her skip from the room shaking her head.

"That girl is very odd."

"No she's human, a childish human but they all get this way around this time of year."

Genta smiled looking at her brother who must have slipped into the kitchen during the commotion. He a slinked to her side and placed his hands on her hips drawing her closer intending to pick up where they'd left off before but as he kissed her she gently pushed his shoulders making him pull away.

"We don't have the time my love, the master will be awake soon and with Columbia wanting to go into town who knows what he will make us do."

Her words became half hearted as his lips found her sweet spot on her neck making lust cloud her mind and a moan escape her throat. Cupping his cheek in her hand she guided his mouth back to her's kissing him deeply getting lost in the feeling. Suddenly a shout of their names made her jump and pull away eyes scanning the room for the source only to realize Frank was calling for them from the other room. Her brother growled in frustration making her smile softly at him stroking his cheek.

"Later brother, I promise but for now let's see what the mast is yelling about."

Riff sighed but reluctantly followed her to where Frank was waiting with Columbia both dressed in winter clothes, Genta had to say she was surprised to see Frank in pants and a coat but of course he was still in full make-up and his high heels, she'd bet anything that under the plum colored down coat was his normal corset top.

"We are going into Denton, when we return I expect all your chores to be finished Magenta."

Frank turned his deep green eyes on Riff who held his sister's hand a little tighter behind their backs.

"And I expect those blueprints finished by then as well as the equipment set up and ready or else."

Riff nodded once holding back a growl.

"Of course master."

Frank nodded satisfied with his ordered before walking out into the cold. Collie lingered a moment and gave an apologetic smile over her obnoxious pink scarf before following Frank outside closing the door behind her leaving the siblings alone in the hall. As soon as the trucks engine roar faded into the distance Riff pulled his sister closer by her hand making her chuckle and wrap her arms around his neck knowing exactly where the afternoon alone was going, and it had nothing to do with the tasks they should have been doing.