Ever wanted a date with a Brawler? Look no further...
"You CAN'T BE SERIOUS!"
Julie blinked, caught of guard by the sudden head thrust in front of her.
"Uh, I am… Calm down?"
"Calm down. She tells me to calm down…" Dan Kuso glanced incredulously around at the others, jabbing an accusing finger at the Australian girl. "She tells me she's signed us up for some sort of stupid… STUPID Host Club… THING that we have to go on dates with our fans! She tells me she's done all this WITHOUT anyone of our permission! AND then she tells me to calm down!" He waited for his friends to respond. "WELL?"
"…So? You're making way too big a deal out of this Dan…" Runo sighed, crossing her legs. "The LEAST we could do is give back to the fans after all they've supported us."
"…" Dan blinked, speechless. "…So you're all… OKAY with this?"
Everyone gazed around at each other, searching for any protesters. The majority vote was a solid 'I really don't see the problem – fans are fans'. One date wasn't going to harm anyone.
Dan turned back to Julie, who beamed.
"Perfect! So everyone's in agreement!"
"No, not perfect! Everyone is NOT in agreement… Where the hell is Shun?" The brunette suddenly noticed his friend's absence.
"Oh right. Him." Julie's voice trailed off suspiciously.
EARLIER THAT DAY.
"Shun, come down here!"
"NO! NOTHING YOU SAY WILL MAKE ME!"
"Idiot…"
Mira, Runo and Julie crowded under the tree, shaking their heads.
"I don't think he's coming down..." Said Mira.
"Oh, he's just being silly!" Julie brushed her aside. "Just because he's been MOBBED and HARASSED and STALKED by crazy fans in the past doesn't mean it'll happen this time!" She cupped her hands around her mouth and hollered up.
"Shun~ Be a darling and jump down from the tree?"
"NO!"
"SHUN GET DOWN FROM THE FREAKING TREE SO I CAN BEAT YOU WITH A MALLET!" Runo suddenly yelled, catching everyone off guard.
"…Yeah, the threat really makes me want to come down."
"WHATEVER. Stupid ninja…" She muttered, skulking away. Mira and Julie glanced at each other, shrugged and followed her.
BACK TO THE PRESENT
"Yeah so… he's thinking it over." Said Julie.
Dan looked around once more at the others.
"You guys are seriously okay with going on a date with a random person?"
"Won't be a random person – it'll be our fans! I didn't even know I HAD fans!" Baron smiled.
"It'd be kinda cool to get to know the people who care about us…" Marucho mused.
"And the Club Julie's signed us with is paying for everything, so it'll be kinda nice." This was Mira.
"So it's up to us to make this the best day whoever we've to escort has ever had!" Alice smiled.
Dan sighed, as the others began to talk.
"I'll give any girl the date of her dreams!" Ace bragged, earning him a sharp jab from Mira.
"Yeah right. Just make sure there's room for you, her AND your inflated ego…"
"So, how does this work exactly?" Keith asked.
"Weell…" Julie held up a sheet of paper. "This outlines the basic terms. Basically, the escortee puts down their name and the name of the guy or girl he or she wants to spend the day with. Then, they fill out where they want to go, what they want to happen and so on. It's gonna be so romantic!"
"And what if the fan is a raving loony?" Dan asked.
"Dan Kuso! Mind your manners!" Runo whacked his elbow.
"Don't be silly Dan; all of these are preapproved by the head of the Host Club. I think his name was Hoshi? Anyway, your date PROBABLY won't be psychotic."
"Probably," Dan scoffed. "PROBABLY."
"One more thing…"
Dan glared at Julie. "Unless it's I 'I-get-paid-100-dollars-for-every-date' I don't-"
"There will also be a suggestion box! Some people, instead of going on a date themselves… might want US to go on a date."
This earned a flat what from most of them in the room.
"It's not that bad! So say if – I was selecting to go on a date with my lovely Dan here-" Dan flinched away from her embrace. "-we'd BOTH have to."
"Careful Julie, Runo's getting jealous over here."
"Shut UP, Mira! I am not! Wait-" Runo whipped around to face Julie. "So that means… if someone puts my name down, and Dan's name down… WE have to go on a date? NO WAY!"
"Sorry Runo, those are the rules!"
"Hell will freeze over first!"
"I can't date her! She – she – she's a girl! WAIT-"
"Well, it's also possible for two guys to go on a date…" Julie scanned the sheet for the rules. "So if you really want… Dan?"
The Brawler was sinking to the floor, moaning. "My life is over…"
"Glad you're so… enthusiastic!" Julie sweat dropped.
"Is it extremely shallow to hope my date is aesthetically charming?" Keith asked.
"I don't think I'm comfortable with this…" Gus.
"I bet I get more dates than Shun!" Ace boasted, looking around. "Where is he anyway?"
"Still up the tree…" Runo replied. She plucked the sheet from Julie's fingers and began to read. She BETTER not have to go out with that idiot Dan Kuso!
Welcome to the Bakugan Battle Brawlers Host Club! Here, you can choose your favourite Brawler, that one you've always had a soft spot for, and get to live out your fantasy of a day out with them! Just fill in the information below and wait for approval!
(Insert)X(Insert)'s Date:
Name of Guy/ Girl: (Any character from Bakugan up to the current series, male or female)
Your name: (Or internet alias. Whatever works)
Gender: (M/F)
Description of Self: (Doesn't have to be ACTUAL description. Even what you'd LIKE to look like. I just need something to work on. At least I need a skin, eye and hair color.)
Personality: (Show your true colors. Or make something up, but remember – the more description I have the more accurate it will be! Otherwise I'll have to rely on good 'ol artistic licence! Tell me what sort of person you are.)
His/ Her attire: (Are they wearing their normal clothing? Or have you picked out an entirely different set of threads?)
Your wardrobe: (What are you wearing?)
Setting: (Where are they taking you? To a fancy restaurant? For a walk on the beach? To their home planet? Please don't let it be a brawl…)
Gift: (Do you want them to give you anything? If so, what? Maybe you want them to surprise you. Do YOU want to give THEM anything?)
Genre:
Romantic: Do you want your date to feel as if you two have been BFF since forever? Or do you want them to need to feel like your knight in shining armour/ princess? Maybe you two just can't keep your hands off each other!
Comedy: you're just handing me a gun here… I mean, it'll be batshit insane anyway but this option is my favourite
Horror: OMG! WHAT ARE THEY WEARING? Just kidding. Maybe vampires are involved…
Hell, I can't think of any other genres. You pick! WHATEVER you want! Pick a mixture if you want! Pick every genre there is, but name them)
Kiss or Hug: (One or the other? Both or neither?)
Conversation: (Name three things you'd like to discuss with him/her)
Questions: (Do you have any thing you'd like to ask him/her?)
Your Song: (They may feel the need to dedicate something to you. So put your favorite love song/ party song/ LM.C song down here just in case. Or maybe you want THEM to pick it out.)
How does it end: (This is PG 13. I'm going no higher than that. So is it a kiss at your doorstep? Do you invite them in for a coffee?)
(If you wanna SET UP to of the characters just copy out this chart but with THEIR information. Mind you, though, they DON'T take lightly to yaoi...But everyone knows yaoi is sooo much more fun to write, ne?)
WARNING: The more information I'm given the better. Also, unless stated otherwise, your character will be a Snarker. Because they're easiest to write. I might just wing it, if information is kept to a minimal. And no refunds. Sorry, but they take about two hours to write the first time…
LATER THAT DAY
"Drago this is the stupidest thing that girl has ever done." Dan moaned, taking off his shirt as he got ready for bed that night. "Although it has just occurred to me Shun, Marucho, Mira, Runo and I will be filming for Mechtanium Surge next week. Wonder how we're gonna fit it into our timetable?…Drago? Are you LAUGHING?"
"I'm sorry Daniel but I was just thinking about YOU on a DATE… and that was it really."
"Oh, whatever Drago! If you're gonna be against me on this too then fine! I'll show whichever girl who picks me the time of her life! You wait and see!" He threw the covers over his head and fell asleep to the low chuckles of his Bakugan.
ELSEWHERE
The moon illuminated the night sky, eerily pale against the velvet black.
"I wonder is it safe to come down yet?" Shun wondered from his tree.
What are you waiting for? You want a date with a Brawler? First come first served! I GUARANTEE the writing will be of a higher standard than this (it's not hard, BELIEVE ME)
Don't worry; someone will coax Shun down from that tree. He'll be available, as will everyone else. Make sure you take every Brawler with a pinch of salt though! They're all crackpots, the lot of them. ANY Brawler is available.
Think that's it. Hope this goes well!