Won dei krakt wus wlkin in the foreist wen evryi1 died ecept fur huim! He sturted to crAI ters of rad dey pured onn frush bodues. no how dis hapun I shild b ded not trapeezi he creade terz of blud asnd he caut hemsilf like he wuz emo and sunnedly he was emu an had werd faucepaint of blud kinda leik gamxzee but moar sexxeey. Also his shurt fall off. He wulked tro da forust morning da losse of sevril trolls wen he saw sollux and he wux aliv! Becuz wen krkat wux ded he gav him da kiss of li ef! An dey ran to eacoter and solucks say wat happen and krakt seys im emu now dumpass and slolucus seys wat? Now we cunnot be togthur! krakat cried moar ters of blud and solux cred ters of mustard geddit becuz he has mus turd yellow bluad. Den krakt sudinly kred ters of ketchup becuz hie is a reedblud an dey but der ters on a hot dog geddit also da hot dog can reprisint a penurs so tecniclly dey had secx (I warned u abut lemunds ! I told u dawg!) an dey had a grub.
Dey namiud it in memury. Den dey craed becuz dey remumbured der frends and dey wer so sad. Den dav somhuw gut int2 alturnia! And he say dood dis is so ironick an sollicks and kratitckat bot sey NO TAEK US WIT U butt it was to laET! DAV WA GUNE! Dey craed den krakt seys hey babe sexily 2 a rock an soluxcksweds seys I NEW U WER CRAZEEY! IM LEAVING AND IM TAKIN WITH ME! And kraktr creys mnoar ters of blud wic makes solucks crey an also cray. Bawt dey lef kraktearsfty an he sturted macking oit wit da ruock an he nume it JABCK in memury of hes stubbe frand. He whispeir 2 hes new mautesprit I luv u we ar da only dsurvigners. Iluv u babeee Dey kess and da sawn sets esept trulls dun leik da sun!
Bugt the sun was rully .TE GREENE SON! An ruses dremsalf wux thar! She wux eatin toast. Den dav somhuw gut int2 been sun! And he say dood dis is so ironick an wuved tu ros s dremsulf bawt she stped hem an begun beatin hime up an dav seys u gawt da wron guy chicita, ur lukin fur dome tiemlene dav and rus begins 2 crai ters of pruple because dat I fink dat dremsilves hav culured ters pruple fur dirse yellow fur prusarmpits. Gud obcurvatshun? Rite?
Dey namiud it in memury. Den dey craed becuz dey remumbured der frends and dey wer so sad. Den dav somhuw gut int2 alturnia! And he say dood dis is so ironick an sollicks and kratitckat bot sey NO TAEK US WIT U butt it was to laET! DAV WA GUNE! Dey craed den krakt seys hey babe sexily 2 a rock an soluxcksweds seys I NEW U WER CRAZEEY! IM LEAVING AND IM TAKIN WITH ME! And kraktr creys mnoar ters of blud wic makes solucks crey an also cray. Bawt dey lef kraktearsfty an he sturted macking oit wit da ruock an he nume it JABCK in memury of hes stubbe frand. He whispeir 2 hes new mautesprit I luv u we ar da only dsurvigners. Iluv u babeee Dey kess and da sawn sets esept trulls dun leik da sun!
Bugt the sun was rully .TE GREENE SON! An ruses dremsalf wux thar! She wux eatin toast. Den dav somhuw gut int2 been sun! And he say dood dis is so ironick an wuved tu ros s dremsulf bawt she stped hem an begun beatin hime up an dav seys u gawt da wron guy chicita, ur lukin fur dome tiemlene dav and rus begins 2 crai ters of pruple because dat I fink dat dremsilves hav culured ters pruple fur dirse yellow fur prusarmpits. Gud obcurvatshun? Rite?
Okie I fink dis shul be da enud of chapatur won. FUR NOWa Alsu wurnin chpurtsrs may be limons! :O