A/N:This is my first fanfic. It will be like a small article posted on a website, I'm giving the aforementioned note to clarify some things in the chapter. There will be notes proceeded with '*', don't search the keywords, I placed them there for the sake of the article to be like a one posted on a website. You know the hyperlinks following some notes for more details.

UPDATE: Since FanFiction had some problem in posting the chapter, which resulted in deleting some of the words at the start of each line, I modified it to see the result.

Disclaimer: It's old I know, but since it's my first I'll put it... I DON'T OWN BLEACH.

Type 1 G.S.Y

By: I.W.P-chan

You know that you have a G.S.Y attitude type if…

1. You are of the highest rank at your work.

2. Your eyes are closed most of the time that people don't know if you're paying attention or just simply not caring.

3. You cut your words so suddenly that people doubt that you fell asleep.

4. Your most effective way of drawing attention is by banging your cane, and a large one at that, to the floor.

5. You always carry a huge cane with you.

6. Your cane is surprisingly a very scary weapon.

*Search keywords "Ryuujin Jakka : Sealed Form" for more details.

7. You don't have any problem turning on the oven, and/or burning the food you're currently preparing.

*Search keywords "Ryuujin Jakka : Domain" for more details.

8. You have a booming voice.

9. You're mostly called "Ol' Man" and/or "Gramps".

10. When you get into a fight, which is rare, you take off your top clothing at a blinding speed!

*Search keywords "Bleach's Third Movie : Fade to Black, The Fighting Scene Between Gotei 13 and the Hollow" for more details.

Replies from site members:

Soutaichou G.S Yamamoto Odd! I scored ten!

I.W.P-chan Hounto ni?! *sarcasm* You must have the G.S.Y attitude type! I never thought! *leaks sarcasm the same way Ichigo leaks reiatsu*

Peach-chan *sad*I scored just ONE!

I.W.P-chan Why would you want to have a G.S.Y attitude type ,Momo-chan?

Peach-chan Because then I'll be of the highest rank!

I.W.P-chan *sweatdrop* Momo-chan, watch it. You're being OoC.

A/N: And that's it. So what do you think about it?

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