More from the Edge of Darkness crack!series. Who says the end of the world has to be serious?
"If I ever figure out who taught him that song, I will personally hand them to Morgoth on a silver platter."
"FOOD! GLORIOUS FOOD! WE'RE ANXIOUS TO TRY IT! SIX SQUARE MEALS A DAY! OUR FAVORITE DIET!"
"Although I love him Frodo, I really have to agree with you. One question though: Since we've technically returned to Arda after leaving by death the first time, can we die again?"
"I don't care Merry. If they can't, it simply means that I can punish them for this longer."
"That's a bit harsh."
"JUST PICTURE A GREAT BIG MUSHROOM-"
"Pippin, that doesn't even fit."
"FRIED, ROASTED OR STEWED!"
"Sweet Valar, make it STOP!"
"OH FOOD! MARVELOUS FOOD! WONDERFUL FOOD! MAGICAL FOOD! FABULOUS FOOD! GLORIOUS-ack!"
"Frodo, he's not going to thank you for that when he wakes up."
"No, but everyone else within hearing range will."
"You know, he'd make a great weapon."
"Merry, I'm not sure even Morgoth deserves that."
"Look at it this way. It might be more merciful than letting Fëanor and Fingolfin have their way with the spoons. Not much, but a bit."
"…..Pippin? Come on lad, wake up. We have a mission for you…"
Proof that Pippin and Oliver Twist don't mix well...This is actually an old idea of mine, I was singing this song, and sang it with six meals rather than three...I decided I was channeling Pippin. ;)