"Mum! Do we have to go to Camp Giuseppe?" Bart whines.
"Yes, Giuseppe is a Italian guy who adopted many children so his daughter wouldn't be lonely after his wife died. And then started doing charity work spending his millions to help homeless people, stopping people from hurting animals and other stuff!" Marge says, excitedly. "And he runs it with his kids, and you get to meet him!"
"And it's free!" Homer laughs.
"And I think it would be wonderful to meet Giuseppe! He is such a lovely guy who cares about the planet!" Lisa grins.
"I think he sounds boring!" Bart says, moodily kicking the back of Homer's seat.
"There a graffiti program," Marge mutters.
"Awesome!" Bart yells.
"Cherry! The dog has more manners than you, you two should swap places!" Giuseppe laughs at bio-daughter.
"Cool! I am a dog now! No clothes! Pee anywhere I want! Fleas!" Cherry grins.
"Keep your clothes!" Giuseppe assures.
"No! Be a dog!" Parker whines.
"Your her brother!"
"Adopted!" Parker grins.
"And it would be wrong!" Giuseppe rants.
"Charlotte, lets be inbred!" Parker beams.
"Er, no!" Cherry laughs.
"Hi, we are here to drop our kids off at camp..." Marge says, unsure of herself.
"Of course! Kids, what are your names?" Giuseppe asks.
"Bart, who the hell are you?" Bart says, lazily.
"I'm Lisa!" Lisa smiles, shyly.
"I'm Giuseppe, that's Cherry, Parker, Ali, Shay and Tristan."
"Hey, little dude!" Cherry laughs, her body leaned back against the tree.
"Cherry?" Bart asks, "Why are you Parker stopping everyone from touching that bag?"
"Cos it's a surprise."
"What is it?"
"If I tell you, it wouldn't be a surprise! Nice try, though."
"Your dad's Italian, right? You know Italian?"
"Yep!"
"What's Italian for fuck?"
"Cazzo."
"And for shit?"
"Merda, it's also the same in French I think."
"Bastard?"
"Bastardo!"
"Cunt?"
"Cunt, but if you say 'you Italian cunt' it is 'coglione Italiano'."
"What a let down!"
"I know."
Bart's P.O.V
I like Cherry, she has no disregard for the rules. I think it's cool that she can talk Italian!
"Bart?" Lisa asks.
"Yeah!"
"You like Cherry, don't you?"
"Yeah, she's a friend."
"She's thirteen, and you like like her!"
"No I don't!"
"You're red!"