AHAHAHAHA I'M DOING THIS THING. I may or may not be flitting in and out of the AU challenge whoops.
fi shipping week day 1: squared
au: frozen (sing all of jord's lines)
"Have you seen a Melsmels?" Jord chirped as he ran down the chilly hall. "Come on, who has seen a Melsmels?"
Yew raised a literal bushy eyebrow from outside a frosty window, shaking snow from his branches. "Isn't that Do You Wanna Build a Snowman, sonny?" he barked at the passing Jord.
I swear to god to murder whoever did this to me, Jord thought as he continued to sing lyrics he never put into his mouth, this time to the tune of Love is an Open Door. "When I'm with Mels (with Mels, with Mels!), love is an open door."
He glared at the laughing servants he passed, running towards the throne room to find Queen Ray.
"Your majesty," he wanted to say as he burst through the coincidentally open—and square—door. Don't ask why. Instead, his words came out as "Let it go, let it go, can't hold the love back anymore. Let it go, let it go, prance away and slam the door."
"What the—"
"I don't care what Mels will say. Let my love carry on! Sex never bothered me anyway."
Oh shit, Jord thought as he came skidding to a halt as he saw the figure in the center of the throne room. Cue car brake screeches and loud sweatdrops. That's not Queen Ray. That's Princess Mels.
The Princess Mels took one look at the amount of "ohcrap" written on her lover's face before collapsing into fits of giggles. "Queen Ray sends her love and condolences on the curse she's cast on you."
It was written in like less than fifteen minutes; you can't judge me.